minor things that make you fume

[gonetomorrow]

Instructions on oven chip packets. Turn chips over half way through cooking.
Get away tae hell!

 

[Frang]

When you’ve found a comfortable position in bed, but you have to move again because your out-breath goes directly on your arm and makes it cold.

I like the stat, that no one can ever remember what position they fell asleep in?!

 

[GwladysPhil]

And people get paid for this drivel.

They've had a complete nightmare with that tweet haha, getting battered everywhere

"look at me i'm a trian, it's more expensive to use me for a one hour journey in the UK than it is to fly the other side of the continent"

"Please don;t nationalise me"

 

[summerisle]

Butter a bit hard to spread on my toast this morning.

 

[blue4eva77]

Butter a bit hard to spread on my toast this morning.

Invest in a butter bell

 

[summerisle]

Invest in a butter bell

What's that ?

 

[Baines' left foot]

When someone spells your name incorrectly in an email when all they had to do was read your email address that they’re sending the message to.

 

[Frang]

Butter a bit hard to spread on my toast this morning.

Just hold the butter above the toaster while it toasts

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

I like the stat, that no one can ever remember what position they fell asleep in?!

laying down?

 

[Frang]

laying down?

Cows sleep standing up..

 

[kev]

Cows sleep standing up..

Swifts sleep in flight.

To quote wiki -
Except when nesting, swifts spend their lives in the air, living on the insects caught in flight; they drink, feed, and often mate and sleep on the wing. Some individuals go 10 months without landing.

*should have posted this in @Groucho's fact hunt really

 

[COYBL25]

Swifts sleep in flight.
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To quote wiki -
Except when nesting, swifts spend their lives in the air, living on the insects caught in flight; they drink, feed, and often mate and sleep on the wing. Some individuals go 10 months without landing.

*should have posted this in @Groucho's fact hunt really

They also deliberately climb to incredible altitudes, looking for thermals to latch onto, as once they go to sleep they continue to " glide " downwards during their sleep.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Been threatening to rain all day but hasn't. I leave in 5 minutes for the kids and it's end of days persisting down.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

They also deliberately climb to incredible altitudes, looking for thermals to latch onto, as once they go to sleep they continue to " glide " downwards during their sleep.

Read this about them:

During the Great War, a French pilot flying over the front line reported the following:

"As we came down to about 10,000 feet in a full moon, we suddenly found ourselves in a strange flight of birds which seemed to be motionless, We were soon in the middle of the flock and the following day I found one in the machine. It was a swift."

A real ‘air’ bird. Possibly my favourite of all.

 

[marcus]

cyclists with head cams....