minor things that make you fume

[Frank Gallagher]

new people serving in my local chippy and not having an effing clue what to do with the till, the chips, the fish, the salt and vinegar, you get the jist,,,

a 5 minute stop turned into a half hour wait


fewwwwwmin

 

[Toast]

new people serving in my local chippy and not having an effing clue what to do with the till, the chips, the fish, the salt and vinegar, you get the jist,,,

a 5 minute stop turned into a half hour wait


fewwwwwmin

Mingebag chippies measuring exact portions of chips out.
Virtually forcing you to order a large portion.

 

[Maxwell]

When you're stood drinking with mates and there's one belter in the group who keeps edging forward and breaking the circle meaning the group moves about 10ft from where it originally started.

Stand still FFS.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Before a TV programme when the announcer says "the following programme contains some scenes which some people might find upsetting". Some scenes? Some people? What type of scenes? What type of people? The announcer never says anything to elaborate, so somebody who might find something upsetting is really none the wiser what is ahead and might be unnecessarily shocked when it happens. Which rather defeats the whole point of it.

 

[COYBL25]

Ketwigs with fireworks .

 

[Baines' left foot]

Spending about 20 minutes chatting up and dancing with a stunner and thinking I'm in there, only for her to say she's got a boyfriend when I ask for her number.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Spending about 20 minutes chatting up and dancing with a stunner and thinking I'm in there, only for her to say she's got a boyfriend when I ask for her number.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.

Worse when you blag a girl, pay for her ale most of the night, and when it comes to the end of the night she goes the toilet and doesn't come back.

 

[Brian Sephton]

Spending about 20 minutes chatting up and dancing with a stunner and thinking I'm in there, only for her to say she's got a boyfriend when I ask for her number.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.

With you the standard answer me thinks

 

[Brian Sephton]

Worse when you blag a girl, pay for her ale most of the night, and when it comes to the end of the night she goes the toilet and doesn't come back.

Does that really happen other than in movies ?

 

[ijjysmith]

People who can't be happy even though we won 6-2.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Does that really happen other than in movies ?

Sigh, happened to me mate, and to make it worse, my mates who I had originally gone out with were still in the club standing just across from me.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

People who can't be happy even though we won 6-2.

And the first thing they say was Sunderland were crap, like they do everytime we win.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Noisy eaters, makes my blood boil. I'll be in the news one day for strangling people during a film.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Noisy eaters, makes my blood boil. I'll be in the news one day for strangling people during a film.

I think this is the thing that annoys me the most in the whole world. Some of the guys in my work are absolute animals and just chew with their mouths wide open. You can hear them from 5 metres away.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I think this is the thing that annoys me the most in the whole world. Some of the guys in my work are absolute animals and just chew with their mouths wide open. You can hear them from 5 metres away.

I'm a pretty laid back person but I seriously fume like somebody has shot my family when I have to hear these monsters 'eat'.