minor things that make you fume

Mouth disengaging from brain leading to me mortally offending a really good workmate the day before I leave. I meant it in good nature as a joke but misjudged it BADLY. Apologised profusely but I still think she's peed off about it. I'm fuming with myself for being such a div.
 
Mouth disengaging from brain leading to me mortally offending a really good workmate the day before I leave. I meant it in good nature as a joke but misjudged it BADLY. Apologised profusely but I still think she's peed off about it. I'm fuming with myself for being such a div.
I do this daily.
 
People who smoke weed and have to tell everyone about it. I'm not arsed what your joint looks like so why do you keep putting pictures all over twitter and Facebook?

When someone doesn't put the lid back on the toothpaste.

The fact that I found a grey hair this morning. FUUUUUMMMMIN.
 
I signed a petition on change.org the other week.
Since then, I've been bombarded with emails asking me to sign stuff.
The fella jailed in Saudi for brewing ale annoyed me. You know the rules lad.

Today, it's a transgender prisoner, who's been sent to a male prison.
I want to just tell them, I couldn't really give a monkeys, and if I'm honest, after a few beers, I probably would.
 

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