minor things that make you fume

summerisle · March 18, 2015

Paul Bernard said:
I raise you the buses that the driver keeps on driving because there is already another bus at the stop.

It's worse when you go for that bus, it keeps driving, you go for the other one and it drives off, and you stand there looking like lemon.

Ashtonian · March 18, 2015

bus drivers who examine your pass in the morning as if im trying to get away with a free bus ride.

FFS how many people dressed in a shirt and tie at half 7 in the morning are trying to get a free bus ride? i mean its not even like the pass isnt GIANT enough as it is.

royalblue66 · March 18, 2015

The fella driving the ice cream van,scratching his bolux,picking his nose,and then gets a cornet and fills it with ice cream,you filthy animal.

Nobby Nobbs · March 18, 2015

Not sure if it's been said, but women who go rooting for their purse in their enormous bag when their about to pay for something especially when getting on a bus,( get the f***ing ready while you wait).

Nobby Nobbs · March 18, 2015

royalblue66 said:
The fella driving the ice cream van,scratching his bolux,picking his nose,and then gets a cornet and fills it with ice cream,you filthy animal.

Sorry mate wont do it again thought no one noticed.

royalblue66 · March 18, 2015

Nobby Nobbs said:
Sorry mate wont do it again thought no one noticed.

O k mate, I am the one that brings the bowl .

Scouse · March 18, 2015

Bungle said:
I literally can't be arsed to marry her, obviously.

Then obviously she's not literally your 'mrs'!

Bungle · March 18, 2015

Scouse said:
Then obviously she's not literally your 'mrs'!

Oh FFS.

rascal · March 18, 2015

The highways department and their continued whataboutery

Sapie88 · March 18, 2015

The blue ticks on whatsapp. It was sound when they weren't about cos you didn't realise people were such ignorant tits.

ilikecheese · March 19, 2015

When work turns into a cluster fk...

COYBL25 · March 19, 2015

People who drive insanely fast near schools - is there really anything in the world that's that urgent or would you rather knock a kid down ?.

Tharps · March 19, 2015

"could of", just that

CrabbyPaddy · March 19, 2015

Fat midget security guards who give you the stare like they are some sort of hard case.

I could literally take you out with a Kane boot to the head mate.

Baines' left foot · March 21, 2015

Before putting clothes in the washing machine I search my room thoroughly to make sure I've got everything. The moment I press 'start' on the washing machine, a rogue sock appears somewhere.

Every. Single. Time.