minor things that make you fume

[Boss_Blue]

Yes you can come out the shed.

Freedom!

 

[summerisle]

Opening a tin with a can opener and finding two equidistant points haven't been cut. Then spend ages wobbling the razor sharp top of the tin to try and empty the contents.

 

[The Cowboy]

Opening a tin with a can opener and finding two equidistant points haven't been cut. Then spend ages wobbling the razor sharp top of the tin to try and empty the contents.

Can openers in general.

 

[RAFUH]

The inability to sleep

 

[Bungle]

People that just walk out in front of you in Multi Storey car parks, then give you a disapproving look, as if to say "Well what the fck are you doing bringing a car into a car park?"

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Why do trains always come on time when we are running late! If you are there on time you can be sure that the train will run late.
Actually, you know what is even more annoying? When you arrive at the bus stop on time and the [Inappropriate language removed] bus came EARLY! Grrrrrrrrrr.

I raise you the buses that the driver keeps on driving because there is already another bus at the stop.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

It's my birthday next week, little one is away, dad is away, mum and sister are at a wedding. Looks like a birthday tug marathon. One for each year.

I hope for your sake you've got plenty of company when you reach retirement age.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

People that spend over £100 on shopping who act like you've kicked their nan in the face when they hear it's 5p for a shopping bag.

 

[Scouse]

People that use the words 'obviously' and 'literally' when there is absolutely no need to what so ever....why?

 

[Sapie88]

People that use the words 'obviously' and 'literally' when there is absolutely no need to what so ever....why?

Well obviously they literally want to use both words.

 

[cosmo]

the phrase "for my sins" as in "I work in IT for my sins" boring phrase used by tedious people

 

[Scouse]

Well obviously they literally want to use both words.

A lad I work with squeezes them in to nearly every sentence he uses, he sounds like an idiot

 

[Bungle]

A lad I work with squeezes them in to nearly every sentence he uses, he sounds like an idiot

My mrs does the same, and when she uses the word Literally she really emphasises it as well, so not only does she use it wrong but she thinks it holds massive significance in what she's saying.

I couldn't help but LITERALLLLLLLY give her 2 black eyes.

 

[Scouse]

My mrs does the same, and when she uses the word Literally she really emphasises it as well, so not only does she use it wrong but she thinks it holds massive significance in what she's saying.

I couldn't help but LITERALLLLLLLY give her 2 black eyes.

Grounds for divorce there mate

 

[Bungle]

Grounds for divorce there mate

I literally can't be arsed to marry her, obviously.