Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
First time I’ve nearly been kicked out of a public fireworks display tonight about 5 mins after I got there 
jobsworth security fella wouldn’t let me walk 10 yards to where I wanted to get and told me I had to go the long way around… no signs or barriers anywhere so I tried the nice approach and apologised stating I had no way of knowing I wasn’t supposed to go that way but that I was only going to a spot 10 yards away (where others were stood) … but no… he had a hi vis security coat and a badge in his arm so I was expected to do as he asked…. I laughed at him and asked was he serious… he started squaring up and tensing up … it was then I became a little upset by his actions so told him politely to f*^% off …. And that’s when the police came over and got involved …. The plastic card carrying melt started mouthing off again so I politely explained to the officer the situation, fair play the officer explained I was in a restricted area but as there was no signage I wasn’t to know, he then said I could walk the 10 yards to where I wanted to get as long as I left the long way round afterwards… mr security wasn’t happy with this and started mouthing again, Mrs k was getting a bit upset now so I did raise my voice a little and told the jumped up bellend where to go again … that’s when I nearly got kicked out 


After calming down I got to stand where I wanted … all of a 15 second walk away and proceeded to have a lovely evening…. A bit of common sense and understanding could have avoided the whole embarrassing experience.
After calming down I got to stand where I wanted … all of a 15 second walk away and proceeded to have a lovely evening…. A bit of common sense and understanding could have avoided the whole embarrassing experience.









