minor things that make you fume

[blue4eva77]

People who can't take the hint that you're not interested in talking to them.

 

[Sapie88]

The fact I can't find a number for Nabzys in Norris Green. I want to get fatter.

 

[evertoniandy]

When someone gets your order wrong and looks at you like a criminal when you tell them what you actually ordered even though it was their fecking mistake. Carts.

 

[Sapie88]

When someone gets your order wrong and looks at you like a criminal when you tell them what you actually ordered even though it was their fecking mistake. Carts.

The Maccies by the Showcase off the East Lancs is terrible for this.

 

[evertoniandy]

The Maccies by the Showcase off the East Lancs is terrible for this.

It happened last night and I'm still livid. Stupid Scottish bint.

 

[Maxwell]

When you feel a huge bogey in your nose, go to pick it but just push it into an abyss never to be felt again.

 

[Dell Boy]

The world's indifference to the pain and suffering of animals in the name of sport

 

[The Cowboy]

When you feel a huge bogey in your nose, go to pick it but just push it into an abyss never to be felt again.

Ha, love it, so much fume.

 

[dholliday]

The world's indifference to the pain and suffering of animals in the name of sport

Are you referring to horse-racing? If we didn't have that, we'd be fattening them up and eating them.

 

[Dell Boy]

Are you referring to horse-racing? If we didn't have that, we'd be fattening them up and eating them.

Sorry I'm half drunk. I meant to say the opposite. I'm all for the mastery of the human race.

@Bungle aside - if an animal can't clean its own backside then its not high enough up the food chain to worry about.

 

[dholliday]

@Bungle aside - if an animal can't clean its own backside then its not high enough up the food chain to worry about.

Our bunglist's bottom is very pristine, I'll have you know.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Butter that goes rock hard in the fridge but becomes liquified if you leave it out.

 

[rascal]

17 years since it was released and I've just realised Data played the role of the geeky scientist in Independence Day

 

[flibbyflob]

Those Microsoft phone scammers who seem to ring daily. Got told my house was going to be torched today.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Promising young footballers that are described as 'starlets' by the papers.

'Starlets'??!!!!! Makes them sound like female ballerinas or dancers or something. FFS!