minor things that make you fume


Evertonians going on and on and on and on about Besic, about bloody Umbro socks not in stock, about us not signing anyone for money.
Stop it, knock it on the head and calm the fudge down! It's mid-July, we always do our business near the end of the window and invariably, over the past decade, have done generally okay. Liverpool have always spent loads of money and in the process wasted about 90% of it. Look at that Aspas, bought for £8m last summer, was going to be boss, and a year later getting farmed out on loan ahead of a cut price permanent departure. Don't be arsed what they're doing - we have Roberto Martinez and they have Brendan Rodgers. There's no Suarez to pull them out of the mire this season - yeah, they have some decent players but Suarez was a match winner, and they haven't got him anymore.

Rant over.
 
Evertonians going on and on and on and on about Besic, about bloody Umbro socks not in stock, about us not signing anyone for money.
Stop it, knock it on the head and calm the fudge down! It's mid-July, we always do our business near the end of the window and invariably, over the past decade, have done generally okay. Liverpool have always spent loads of money and in the process wasted about 90% of it. Look at that Aspas, bought for £8m last summer, was going to be boss, and a year later getting farmed out on loan ahead of a cut price permanent departure. Don't be arsed what they're doing - we have Roberto Martinez and they have Brendan Rodgers. There's no Suarez to pull them out of the mire this season - yeah, they have some decent players but Suarez was a match winner, and they haven't got him anymore.

Rant over.

Is that on Twitter mate? Had to unfollow a load of them today simply for doing me head in. Final straw for most of them though was calling Gerrard a nonce for kissing his daughter. Idiots, whoever they support.
 

The way everything nowadays is hash tagged, "went out last night #drunk #bossnight #cocktails" even companies do it with their stupid hash tag slogans. Pisses me off.
Some girl on my Facebook went out with her boyfriend the other night, took a picture and decided to hashtag all the different brands on show. #TheNorthFace #Casio etc... I despaired.
 
The way everything nowadays is hash tagged, "went out last night #drunk #bossnight #cocktails" even companies do it with their stupid hash tag slogans. Pisses me off.
Very annoying. A friend is launching his own brand of jeans soon, and so is drumming up exposure on Instagram with shots of his product with every conceivable combination of hashtag afterwards. This is understandable - its marketing. But the worst are those who write almost a whole sentence with a hashtag #IWonderHowManyPeopleICanAnnoy
 

Some girl on my Facebook went out with her boyfriend the other night, took a picture and decided to hashtag all the different brands on show. #TheNorthFace #Casio etc... I despaired.
I remember being out once with my cousin and his friends, they were actually saying 'hashtag (whatever) e.g. "hashtag Getting On It Tonight" . To this day nothing has ever annoyed me more. Goes without saying I haven't drank with them since.
 
Is that on Twitter mate? Had to unfollow a load of them today simply for doing me head in. Final straw for most of them though was calling Gerrard a nonce for kissing his daughter. Idiots, whoever they support.
Genuine question here: is it not widely suspected that Gerrard's daughters are not in fact his own kids? Not that it excuses calling him a nonce either way, but he does get a MONSTROUS amount of stick from the crowds at prem games regarding the possibility that someone else is really their dad.
 
Genuine question here: is it not widely suspected that Gerrard's daughters are not in fact his own kids? Not that it excuses calling him a nonce either way, but he does get a MONSTROUS amount of stick from the crowds at prem games regarding the possibility that someone else is really their dad.

Anyone who sees a picture of a dad and daughter and that comes into their mind, I worry about their state of mind mate. Got rid of a few idiots who pollute my timeline with boring rubbish last night so it was good to get an excuse.
 

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