minor things that make you fume

[l4toffee]

I'm still fuzzy on what constitutes a wool or not, but he's not from Liverpool.

HES A WOOL

 

[Yorkie]

Seeing countdown of the deadline day nearly over, thinking "great, let the season start in earnest, without all the media hype of comings and goings!"

Then remembering the international break.

 

[Efcjake]

On my way home from work right now and have got this Chinese woman chatting away in my ear to the woman sat behind me.

Wish I had a fart banked for just this moment.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

The word 'Baller' apparently.....lollol @GrandOldTeam

 

[evertoniandy]

Spurs.

 

[GlosBlue]

Spurs.

This should be in the 'Minor things that make you happy' thread.

 

[jackyboy]

Born in [insert shithole seaside town], made in the Royal Navy.

Notice how it's never Hugo from Epsom or Percy from Buckinghamshire?

Always Daz from Carlisle or Pete from Skem.

 

[Maxwell]

My Twitter account has disappeared into thin air. Tried resetting the password but apparently my username, email or phone number associated with the account don't exist.

WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPENED YESTERDAY SO I COULD AVOID THE DEADLINE DAY FUME.

 

[Brendan Janus]

My Twitter account has disappeared into thin air. Tried resetting the password but apparently my username, email or phone number associated with the account don't exist.

WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPENED YESTERDAY SO I COULD AVOID THE DEADLINE DAY FUME.

You have been 'Twittered' !!

 

[Bungle]

My Twitter account has disappeared into thin air. Tried resetting the password but apparently my username, email or phone number associated with the account don't exist.

WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPENED YESTERDAY SO I COULD AVOID THE DEADLINE DAY FUME.

I've started a new company called 'Twinder', you get to see a picture of a girl in your area and only get 140 characters to tell her what you'd like to do to her. You and the roided snapchatter fancy giving it a go for me?

Edit: FFS I've just seen Twinder is a real thing.

 

[Maxwell]

I've started a new company called 'Twinder', you get to see a picture of a girl in your area and only get 140 characters to tell her what you'd like to do to her. You and the roided snapchatter fancy giving it a go for me?

Edit: FFS I've just seen Twinder is a real thing.

"Get in the van"

There, did it with 14 characters.

 

[Toast]

Fuming I had my Moon Pie what a time to be alive ready for our marquee signing last night...
Still, was tasty dipped in a brew.

 

[COYBL25]

Notice how it's never Hugo from Epsom or Percy from Buckinghamshire?

Always Daz from Carlisle or Pete from Skem.

It translates into :

" are you working class, live in a s**t hole, with no chance of escaping your empty working class life " - join the forces as cannon fodder, as you're expendable l

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

It translates into :

" are you working class, live in a s**t hole, with no chance of escaping your empty working class life " - join the forces as cannon fodder, as you're expendable l

Yep. And the toffs who go to Sandhurst are all the eton & harrow's worst failures. (See wills the molerat & little ginger hewitt) No BBC directorship or Chancellor of the exchequer for the likes of them.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

It translates into :

" are you working class, live in a s**t hole, with no chance of escaping your empty working class life " - join the forces as cannon fodder, as you're expendable l

nailed it