minor things that make you fume

[rascal]

The price of razor blades.

I recommend cornerstone.

 

[Groucho]

I recommend cornerstone.

I've wanted use a brick on my piles before, but shaving with a stone?

 

[rascal]

I've wanted use a brick on my piles before, but shaving with a stone?

Honestly, give it a go. You can get £10 off with your first order.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Apparently 200+ arrests at Notting Hill Carnival today.

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES FFS?!?

 

[Maxwell]

Apparently 200+ arrests at Notting Hill Carnival today.

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES FFS?!?

Mate, just got home now and all I can hear is sirens, it's mental. Mondays are always worse at carnival though.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Mate, just got home now and all I can hear is sirens, it's mental. Mondays are always worse at carnival though.

I've never really been fussed on going but I think I'll just avoid it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've had an absolutely shocking day.

The morning was going well until I got bollocked in front of a few colleagues for something I didn't do nor had any involvement in. Then I got another bollocking in front of one of the contractors 5 minutes later for the same thing by the same person.

Got to the gym and I broke my water bottle.

Dropped a dumb bell on my work phone. Absolutely decimating it in the process. Not looking forward to dealing with the brassy hostile East London office manager.

Dropped a dumb bell on my personal phone. Luckily it's survived but it looks like it's been shot with a gun.

Just koff Tuesday.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Born in [insert shithole seaside town], made in the Royal Navy.

 

[efcforever]

People in shops/pubs etc who start their order with: 'Can I get...'

EG: 'Can I get a pint of lager?'

Winds me up more far more than it should that.

Yes this is also one of my pet hates. I hear it every where. The correct phrase is 'can I have...?'

 

[l4toffee]

I've had an absolutely shocking day.

The morning was going well until I got bollocked in front of a few colleagues for something I didn't do nor had any involvement in. Then I got another bollocking in front of one of the contractors 5 minutes later for the same thing by the same person.

Got to the gym and I broke my water bottle.

Dropped a dumb bell on my work phone. Absolutely decimating it in the process. Not looking forward to dealing with the brassy hostile East London office manager.

Dropped a dumb bell on my personal phone. Luckily it's survived but it looks like it's been shot with a gun.

Just koff Tuesday.

HAHAHAHA WOOL

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

My fiancé booked our flight to London with a 10.5 hour layover in Boston. For $200 more we could have flown direct.

 

[Huyton Layne]

My fiancé booked our flight to London with a 10.5 hour layover in Boston. For $200 more we could have flown direct.

Now that's skilled. Feel for ya, hate any layover more than 3hrs.

 

[l4toffee]

My fiancé booked our flight to London with a 10.5 hour layover in Boston. For $200 more we could have flown direct.

He's a WOOL isn't he ? Bad minge bags them .

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Now that's skilled. Feel for ya, hate any layover more than 3hrs.

We could probably leave the airport and see some things in Boston. Specifically, I can show him all of the horrible things his people are responsible for.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

He's a WOOL isn't he ? Bad minge bags them .

I'm still fuzzy on what constitutes a wool or not, but he's not from Liverpool.