minor things that make you fume

When you try and get pass someone in a car park and they have just parked up themselves, so you beep your horn and try and get pass and then they come out swearing at you, so you go out wearing an Everton shirt and waving your arms about (like I did today) and they run back into their car and drive off!! COYB.
 
When you try and get pass someone in a car park and they have just parked up themselves, so you beep your horn and try and get pass and then they come out swearing at you, so you go out wearing an Everton shirt and waving your arms about (like I did today) and they run back into their car and drive off!! COYB.

When some idiot in an Everton shirt starts beeping his horn and waving his arms about just because you parked up in a car park.
 
I had a baby throw up on me on the Metro in DC and the mom just said "awe, she's just a newborn" and wiped my cashmere sweater with a wet wipe. No, moron, you're going to pay for a new one. Your baby is not cute and you can F off.
I hate people until they reach at least 21.
 
Having a conversation with a mate by text, then he needs to send me a pic so he uses Whattsapp. Then he switches back to text, then Facebook messenger!!

Just pick a platform and stick with it, can't keep track!!
 

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