Not wearing my glasses in the bathroom and spraying my face with deodorant 
minor things that make you fume
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
On the train to Lime Street and despite specifying I wanted to be in the quiet coach, right opposite me I've got a screaming toddler and the mother is doing absolutely nothing to help.
Fking yay. My iPod just doesn't go loud enough.
Fking yay. My iPod just doesn't go loud enough.
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
give her one of your red cards lad
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Hahaha.
I've tried public transport for 6 weeks and it's utter w*nk. I'd rather drive a pink Nissan Micra than deal with this everyday.
Very last kick of my five-a-side match last night and I heel my Hamstring pull.
Of course I had my Everton shirt on. That new Badge is cursed.
Of course I had my Everton shirt on. That new Badge is cursed.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
This bloody weather....blowin' a hooligan, peeing down and cold...4.5 C according to my weather station.
May as well be the end of November as the end of April ffs
May as well be the end of November as the end of April ffs
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
This bloody weather....blowin' a hooligan, peeing down and cold...4.5 C according to my weather station.
May as well be the end of November as the end of April ffs
carlos21
KING OF REP
Hi bungle.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
lollol Shoulda known better...
carlos21
KING OF REP
Hahahaha mate
carlos21
KING OF REP
You okay.
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Ah finally, someone brave enough to come out and state this. Totally, totally agree.
ItsOKImAPilot
Player Valuation: £20m
I had a baby throw up on me on the Metro in DC and the mom just said "awe, she's just a newborn" and wiped my cashmere sweater with a wet wipe. No, moron, you're going to pay for a new one. Your baby is not cute and you can F off.