minor things that make you fume

[l4toffee]

On my way home tonight I saw an old lady struggling to carry her suitcase up a flight of stairs, so I took it for her. She was beaming and must have said thank you about 10 times.

I'm such a fking great guy.

Your still a wool though lad . You'll always be a wool

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Thinking we could pull this one out. What was I thinking?

 

[jal123]

Not having enough diazepam to top myself after that, ffs

 

[evertoniandy]

Not having enough diazepam to top myself after that, ffs

I ran out of bleach.

 

[smileychap]

Modern supermarkets.

For example: Self-service lanes that don't recognise certain products. You queue up, get going and half way through a yellow box tells you to wait for a member of staff. After waiting several minutes a person emerges who updates the screen at unbelievable speed (with an air suggesting you might've have done yourself) before saying "try it agin now". And finally I can buy my apple.

The other day in Co-op the system actually crashed when I tried to scan bananas. The chap apologised and said "yeah bananas are crashing the system today" so he actually printed off a receipt of my scanned stuff, bagged it, interrupted the normal queue and got the guy to finish it charging for it.

I apologised to the people behind gestured to the self-serve machine and said "it's gone bananas". Everyone just looked angry or p155ed off though.

 

[GwladysBlue]

I've been stuck in a major traffic jam every single day this week.

 

[Yorkie]

Eating before you go to bed and your breath absolutely howling when you get up.

 

[Maxwell]

Self service supermarket machines giving you as much change out of 50p as mathematically possible. Just give me a 50 pence coin you absolute kopites!

 

[Ashtonian]

Local WH Smiths recentl done a lunch deal for a pound offer with 02 rewards.

Someone gave me the code so i went round there, and i was told i couldn't get it as it wasn't on my phone. So went round again later with my collegues phone and they didn'teven bother to ask for the phone the second time round.

so what was the point in being jobsworths the first time?!

 

[carlos21]

What is making me fume is Everton keep getting beat.

 

[l4toffee]

Just being bell ends for the sake of it mate

 

[The Cowboy]

Local WH Smiths recentl done a lunch deal for a pound offer with 02 rewards.

Someone gave me the code so i went round there, and i was told i couldn't get it as it wasn't on my phone. So went round again later with my collegues phone and they didn'teven bother to ask for the phone the second time round.

so what was the point in being jobsworths the first time?!

Hate this. Me and the wife completed a survey recently and got a voucher via email, on a pdf. I took a screenshot and showed it to the girl on the counter, she typed in the code, job done. The wife tried the same in a different shop, sorry, it has to be printed out. Nonsense, it's a one-use code, it doesn't matter if it's on the phone or paper.

 

[larbert toffee]

Don't you just hate it at work when some bellend is after promotion and changes the whole work mantra just for the sake of it so they can go to a board and tell them look what I did.....I'm sure they should finish the sentence with.....and it set the company back 20 years and caused all the decent one's to seek employment elsewhere,then guess what? how does the Who song go....Here come's the new boss,same as the old boss and the crazy merrygoround starts again.....beam me up Scotty.

 

[carlos21]

Just being bell ends for the sake of it mate

Hello lad.

 

[l4toffee]

Hello lad.

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