minor things that make you fume

What you doing today mate

Fuming at the div who spoke to me before mate....Honestly, he must've said "Y'know" at least a hundred times in the two or three minutes he spoke to me...Until I made a sharp exit!

Once or twice I could understand, mate - but this was once or twice A SENTENCE :rant: He knew me, but I was buggered if I knew him from Adam?! :Blink:
 
Fuming at the div who spoke to me before mate....Honestly, he must've said "Y'know" at least a hundred times in the two or three minutes he spoke to me...Until I made a sharp exit!

Once or twice I could understand, mate - but this was once or twice A SENTENCE :rant: He knew me, but I was buggered if I knew him from Adam?! :Blink:
Okay mate
 
Most people use loo roll, although with modern technology and Apps I suspect we're not far off one that will wipe your arse.
Better than that chef using his hands to wipe his arse and cleaning it off with a turd covered milk bottle full of water.

"Would you like some diphtheria with your pakora, sir?"
 

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