Bit downmarket for you lad..Sainsbury's not having contactless payment. It's like being back in 2014.
I do my weekly shop at Aldi.Bit downmarket for you lad..
Waitrose shut ?
Big beard? Probably a lost turkey or ostrichThere's a hipster in the pub with a feather woven into his ridiculous beard.
A feather. Woven. Into his beard. Tosser.
The phrase 'broke the internet' really pisses me off.The word 'literally'.

You broke the Internet.Just found a great car on Gumtree for a really good price and as I went to contact them the website went down![]()
Hello mate how are you todayYou broke the Internet.
What you getting lad?Just found a great car on Gumtree for a really good price and as I went to contact them the website went down![]()
Hi jal how are you today mateWhat you getting lad?
All good, great weather in Walton today mate what about youHi jal how are you today mate
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