minor things that make you fume

[mawders]

Them two cockneys on talksport at 10 every night. Absolute cranks. I can't sleep in silence so I have the radio on low but those two make me want to self harm. Beauts.

Andy Goldsteins accent is like his jaw is not attached properly to his head

 

[The Cowboy]

Greg 'I can't believe the BBC pay me to present so many shows when my only qualifications are that I was once a Greengrocer' Wallace. Gurning as proudly as ever on Masterchef.

His 'insights' basically just involve him saying a bunch of superlatives. He's like the Michael Owen of food.

 

[The Cowboy]

Andy Goldsteins accent is like his jaw is not attached properly to his head

Canadian?

 

[ToffeeDoug]

His 'insights' basically just involve him saying a bunch of superlatives. He's like the Michael Owen of food.

And sucking the chrome off the spoon on desserts.

 

[Groucho]

Greg 'I can't believe the BBC pay me to present so many shows when my only qualifications are that I was once a Greengrocer' Wallace. Gurning as proudly as ever on Masterchef.

His 'insights' basically just involve him saying a bunch of superlatives. He's like the Michael Owen of food.

Also there was that time he refused to co-operate with a children's cancer charity because they spelled his name Greg and not Gregg.

 

[Sapie88]

Also there was that time he refused to co-operate with a children's cancer charity because they spelled his name Greg and not Gregg.

He's a titt.

 

[Groucho]

He's a titt.

Hee iss matee

 

[Maxwell]

Also there was that time he refused to co-operate with a children's cancer charity because they spelled his name Greg and not Gregg.

He kicks off about it all the time on Twitter. Such a weapon

 

[carlos21]

He kicks off about it all the time on Twitter. Such a weapon

Morning max

 

[Revenot]

My missus lets the dirty dishes build up in the sink until it looks like a students kitchen, safe in the knowledge that eventually it will annoy me enough that I'll clean them all.

I know where your coming from mate

 

[Baines' left foot]

Slow walkers in tube stations. Just fk off.

 

[bol-uk]

 

[silent bob]

Spending almost an hour cleaning my house then a couple of hours later last nights curry re-appears in a big way.
Time to snap on the Marigolds. Again.

 

[Yorkie]

Spending almost an hour cleaning my house then a couple of hours later last nights curry re-appears in a big way.
Time to snap on the Marigolds. Again.

Always cleaning aren't you!

 

[silent bob]

Always cleaning aren't you!

No one else is going to do it.

Unless you`re volunteering...