minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

When people say somethink, anythink, nothink. THERE'S NO K FFS!

I have this battle daily with my kids (nuffink, anyfink). I'm from Wigan now living in Southend, so I know I'm fighting a losing battle, as that's how all the kids seem to speak round here.

Problem is that the teacher is just as bad, and apparently says stuff like 'we was...', which I cannot stand.

What I don't understand is why Essex folk cannot make the 'th' sound, opting for 'f' instead. Other than sheer laziness, why do they do this?

 

[micknick]

I have this battle daily with my kids (nuffink, anyfink). I'm from Wigan now living in Southend, so I know I'm fighting a losing battle, as that's how all the kids seem to speak round here.

Problem is that the teacher is just as bad, and apparently says stuff like 'we was...', which I cannot stand.

What I don't understand is why Essex folk cannot make the 'th' sound, opting for 'f' instead. Other than sheer laziness, why do they do this?

Because I hate them.

 

[Sapie88]

The lad in the room next to me on camp has got his missus over, noise levels are through the roof, they haven't even had sex yet.

 

[tommye]

When people say somethink, anythink, nothink. THERE'S NO K FFS!

fug off



x

 

[Tree13]

I'm finding this thread strangely therapeutic.

Next up: memory foam. What an utter crock of merde. Haven't had a proper night's sleep in four years because of it.

 

[bigbadjeff]

I'm finding this thread strangely therapeutic.

Next up: memory foam. What an utter crock of merde. Haven't had a proper night's sleep in four years because of it.

Sorry, have to disagree. I have sciatica and the memory foam has given me the best nights kip ever. Gets a bit warm but what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts. Plus it has eased the sciatica I can't remember the last episode.

 

[Baines' left foot]

That the toilets in my gym are always covered in piss and haven't been flushed. Utter degenerates.

 

[Sapie88]

That the toilets in my gym are always covered in piss and haven't been flushed. Utter degenerates.

Stop going to Jungle Gyms then.

 

[Blue Cheese]

People who don't pick up dog turds.

It's just taken me a year to get the council to clean a side alley by my house of dog turd, it was so bad it was piled and had been there so long it had moss over some of it.

After numerous complaints and telling everyone from Police, PCSO, streetcare and even telling them who did it. It finally got cleared last week.

I then caught the perpetrator in the back street with her dog and told her to make sure she cleans her poo up, in no uncertain terms.

Her reply was "I've just come out of an abusive relationship you know".

I don't get it.

 

[Blue Cheese]

people using ridiculous footy manager terms to describe positions. WTF is a regista?

 

[Bungle]

people using ridiculous footy manager terms to describe positions. WTF is a regista?

I think Caveo's on one

 

[Caveo]

I think Caveo's on one

....or two.

 

[Bungle]

....or two.

 

[The Esk]

people using ridiculous footy manager terms to describe positions. WTF is a regista?

Someone like Xavi or Pirlo. Known as a meia armador in Brazil.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Someone like Xavi or Pirlo. Known as a meia armador in Brazil.

A number 10, attacking midfielder, playmaker/or deep lying playmaker. all these fancy terms that are arising these days are unnecessary, trequarista(not sure on spelling) was bad enough.