minor things that make you fume

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Ramsay. Pushing veg fats. Astride a cow. Made a career of selling steak and chips. Mr environmentalist 2025 no less.
 


How any time I want to make a manoeuvre in a car tons of traffic just spawns out of thin air to make it as frustrating as is possible to complete said manoeuvre.

These people in cars that spawn do not actually exist as humans. They are not born from other organic life. They have no hopes and dreams, no morals and are incapable of sentient thought. They are merely created to make things as difficult as possible when I wish to drive into/out of a parking space/turn in the road/pull out of a junction/drive round a supermarket carpark/go dogging and disappear the second they leave line of sight from my car.
 
Footballers with long flowing locks (think Cucurella, David Luiz, Matteo Guendouzi...). Fecking hate how the hair is bouncing and how it makes them look like frantic Red Bull addicts
 

KaiserEFC said:
How any time I want to make a manoeuvre in a car tons of traffic just spawns out of thin air to make it as frustrating as is possible to complete said manoeuvre.

These people in cars that spawn do not actually exist as humans. They are not born from other organic life. They have no hopes and dreams, no morals and are incapable of sentient thought. They are merely created to make things as difficult as possible when I wish to drive into/out of a parking space/turn in the road/pull out of a junction/drive round a supermarket carpark/go dogging and disappear the second they leave line of sight from my car.
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Where will you be tomorrow by the way?
Just roughly so we can fuel up and plan ahead.
You think it's just your bad luck? No siree.
 

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