minor things that make you fume

[AlE]

your own fart knocking you for six. Then realizing that others will eventually smell it and you have to leave the area pronto.

Think this belongs in the "minor things that make you happy" thread mate

 

[Tree13]

Russell Brand.

Grade A, five-star, solid gold, weapons-grade hypocrite narcissist bellend in the first degree. A positive stain on humanity.

 

[bitter-no-better]

When you make the mrs a cup of tea and shout in "do you want anything else with it" to which she replies "no". So you sit down with your cuppa , biscuit and put the recliner up. She then says "oh go on then"!!.

 

[blue4eva77]

Grade A, five-star, solid gold, weapons-grade hypocrite narcissist bellend in the first degree. A positive stain on humanity.

You're not a fan then?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Putting some chicken nuggets in the oven for a late evening snack only to remember about them 45 minutes later once the kitchen has been smoked out.

F.

F.

S.

 

[Millea]

People who enter a room where the door was closed before they entered, they exit and leave the door open.

 

[Tree13]

You're not a fan then?

I don't care for him to any great extent, no.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Grade A, five-star, solid gold, weapons-grade hypocrite narcissist bellend in the first degree. A positive stain on humanity.

Makes, and delivers some excellent points though.

 

[Sapie88]

Air drumming along to some Pink Floyd and smack me cup of tea off the table ffs

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who enter a room where the door was closed before they entered, they exit and leave the door open.

Nail on the frigging head.

In my office there's 2 doors that lead straight outside and the subbies will just walk in and leave the door wide open, walk straight up to you no matter what you're doing, and demand attention right there and then, and whinge if you can't deal with them right away. Then they leave and don't close the door. So hard to concentrate!

 

[Millea]

Nail on the frigging head.

In my office there's 2 doors that lead straight outside and the subbies will just walk in and leave the door wide open, walk straight up to you no matter what you're doing, and demand attention right there and then, and whinge if you can't deal with them right away. Then they leave and don't close the door. So hard to concentrate!

I just can't handle it. Like please, why would I want the door open after it was shut unless I asked for it to be left open? I didn't shut the door just to play a game of close the door everytime someone leaves it open.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Just got to my Sunday league pitches in time to go home because the match has been cancelled. Ffs.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Air drumming along to some Pink Floyd and smack me cup of tea off the table ffs

Is that air drumming to Nick Mason or one of the session musicians when it all got a bit too difficult for him?

 

[Sapie88]

Is that air drumming to Nick Mason or one of the session musicians when it all got a bit too difficult for him?

I was listening to The Wall so Mason.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Christmas shopping.

I can't remember what I got my family last year to know what not to get them this year.