minor things that make you fume

Come in to work this morning see theres an email saying "Chocodates in the kitchen help yourselves". I grab one, unwrap it and throw it in my mouth. Surely chocodates was a typo right?, surely they mean chocolates.

Nah, they're chocolate covered dates. What kind of psychopath brings chocolate covered dates to work? Day instantly ruined.
maybe the hint was in the word 'ChocoDATES'

Drrrrrrr
 
Oh and to top it off we’ve appointed them again on the next block :hayee:

The senior management is weak as piss here.

All the work on the original quote, ie Contracts, price, etc., etc., has all been done. It is far easier for senior management to extend a contract than negotiate a new one with a different supplier and at a better price. Provides more time to go to the pub.
 
All the work on the original quote, ie Contracts, price, etc., etc., has all been done. It is far easier for senior management to extend a contract than negotiate a new one with a different supplier and at a better price. Provides more time to go to the pub.
They’re the sole reason why were unable to handover 50 apartments ‘worth’ over £1m each.

Found it hilarious when the director tried to tell me I’m holding it up when he was the one who gave them another chance after several seven day notices and contractual letters.
 
Come in to work this morning see theres an email saying "Chocodates in the kitchen help yourselves". I grab one, unwrap it and throw it in my mouth. Surely chocodates was a typo right?, surely they mean chocolates.

Nah, they're chocolate covered dates. What kind of psychopath brings chocolate covered dates to work? Day instantly ruined.
They sound lush to me.
 
They’re the sole reason why were unable to handover 50 apartments ‘worth’ over £1m each.

Found it hilarious when the director tried to tell me I’m holding it up when he was the one who gave them another chance after several seven day notices and contractual letters.

I left the construction industry, didn't like the culture and the obnoxious senior management.

Blue chips are the away forward.
 

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