When I was a kid reading Dan Dare in the Eagle, thought I'd be well too old to be a spaceman...FFW 10yrs to Neil Armstrong in 1969 and it turns out all the time I was actually too young.
People who don’t read the previous 5 posts before postingPeople who say United States when referring to the United States of America
Doesn’t even make sense bruvPeople who don’t read the previous 5 posts before posting
Doesn’t even make sense bruv
People who say United States when referring to the United States of America
People who say United States when referring to the United States of America

People who call taps "faucets" lollollolFaucets that don't go into the bowl and swirl the water around the bowl, instead go straight down the hole.
Taps, even.
People who call taps "faucets" lollollol
Shave your head.The barbers are a kin rip off where I live. All the 'cheap' barbers (up to about 13€ for a cut - excluding tip) literally take less than five minutes to give you a short back and sides. The lazy gets don't even bother to switch to scissors when giving the top a trim, just using their machine and a comb to whop way more off than you asked for.
If you want to go to a 'good' place when you're looking at around 25€, and obviously they're expecting a tip on top of that too. Oh, and a 1 minute hair wash will set you back between three and five quid. Ain't no way at all I am paying close to 30 quid for a short back and sides when I get it cut once a month.
This one fat Iranian guy who was in a place I frequented took the mick big time once by taking a phone call and continuing to cut my hair, with the bleedin' phone between his ear and his shoulder while he continued to snip away. Needless to say I didn't go back after that!
When I was in the Philippines recently I tried a little barber shop I spotted and it cost me less than ONE POUND for a 15 minute cut, fresh clean shave on my sideys and neckline, plus a two minute shoulder massage. And that was the best cut of my life from a guy who actually took pride in his work.
brakes mate. brakes.I very nearly rammed into the the car in front of me this morning,but put my breaks on because they had a Baby on Board sicker in their rear window.
Spanish spellchecker gets me now and again.Note to self...stop speed reading!!brakes mate. brakes.
People who are on courses you have to attend and think they are kin comedians.
I blame 'open book' 'no fail' courses...if they had to actually pay attention, learn AND pay for it themselves...nah they'd still mess about.People who are on courses you have to attend and think they are kin comedians.
Playing heavy rock or metal before matches at Goodison.
The person running the clubs instgram account seems to be doing it as well.