minor things that make you fume

When I was a kid reading Dan Dare in the Eagle, thought I'd be well too old to be a spaceman...FFW 10yrs to Neil Armstrong in 1969 and it turns out all the time I was actually too young.
 

People saying guy(s) all the fecking time.

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The barbers are a kin rip off where I live. All the 'cheap' barbers (up to about 13€ for a cut - excluding tip) literally take less than five minutes to give you a short back and sides. The lazy gets don't even bother to switch to scissors when giving the top a trim, just using their machine and a comb to whop way more off than you asked for.

If you want to go to a 'good' place when you're looking at around 25€, and obviously they're expecting a tip on top of that too. Oh, and a 1 minute hair wash will set you back between three and five quid. Ain't no way at all I am paying close to 30 quid for a short back and sides when I get it cut once a month.

This one fat Iranian guy who was in a place I frequented took the mick big time once by taking a phone call and continuing to cut my hair, with the bleedin' phone between his ear and his shoulder while he continued to snip away. Needless to say I didn't go back after that!

When I was in the Philippines recently I tried a little barber shop I spotted and it cost me less than ONE POUND for a 15 minute cut, fresh clean shave on my sideys and neckline, plus a two minute shoulder massage. And that was the best cut of my life from a guy who actually took pride in his work.
Shave your head.

Grow a beard.

Spending money on visiting a barber is a colossal waste of time.
 

Playing heavy rock or metal before matches at Goodison.

The person running the clubs instgram account seems to be doing it as well.

WOlves finished the match the other night (they won) and blared out Paradise City on the final whistle, it was excellent, everyone was buzzing. They also do mad pyrotechnics before night matches, really appeared to generate a big atmosphere, something we cold really learn from.
 

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