minor things that make you fume

[summerisle]

Got some kind of 'flu bug, and the amount of people who've told me, "there's a lot of it about", is really grinding my gears.

 

[roydo]

Got some kind of 'flu bug, and the amount of people who've told me, "there's a lot of it about", is really grinding my gears.

A bit of inside knowledge, but there is a Chinese based virus doing the rounds. Was down here a few weeks back.

 

[summerisle]

A bit of inside knowledge, but there is a Chinese based virus doing the rounds. Was down here a few weeks back.

Probably originated in North Korea - making me very grumpy.

 

[ToePeg]

This 'fab four' description of the RS is getting right on my tits.

In fairness and also complete deference to their total greatness LFC do own everything to do with the culture, history, ideology and possibly even the future of everything to do with the city of Liverpool.
They even spiritually own Everton, you and your family, friends and any household pets.
So it doesn't matter that two of the Beatles were supposedly blues, any Beatles reference can and will only ever belong to the mighty all conquering LFC (who haven't won the league in almost 30 years).
Oh and they intellectually own the Mersey tunnel, lob scouse, the Cavern club, the city of Hamburg (via the Beatles), the word la, the phrase 'lad' (which they're welcome to), the colour red(which they're welcome to), all boss bantz and virtually everything else.
The loveable sods.

 

[Toast]

Ok, I guess some may not know this fella.
His name is Stig Abel.
He works for a newspaper.
He wears his glasses on his forehead.
He is wearing UGG boots.
A full on, premier league Bell End.

 

[Huyton Layne]

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Ok, I guess some may not know this fella.
His name is Stig Abel.
He works for a newspaper.
He wears his glasses on his forehead.
He is wearing UGG boots.
A full on, premier league Bell End.

Also has multiple buttons undone and never shaves his neck to look tidy. Throw him in the bin, then throw the bin in the sea.

 

[chrismpw]

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Ok, I guess some may not know this fella.
His name is Stig Abel.
He works for a newspaper.
He wears his glasses on his forehead.
He is wearing UGG boots.
A full on, premier league Bell End.

Decent driver though.

 

[the golden visionary]

Made a brew put it down on the floor. Kicked it over. A full fkn brew.

 

[GwladysBlue]

People writing their year stories on Facebook: “Well 2017 has had its highs and lows, I’ve laughed, cried, etc”

NO ONE IS ARSED.

Attention-seekers everywhere.

 

[roydo]

Made a brew put it down on the floor

Why?

 

[summerisle]

Choking on a small green bean ; coughing like a consumptive.

 

[Seathestars]

I come home for two weeks and I haven’t seen one snow flake, now storm Dillon has passed by without blowing a candle out, fuming here.

 

[the golden visionary]

Why?

I'm lacking a brain

 

[larbert toffee]

I come home for two weeks and I haven’t seen one snow flake, now storm Dillon has passed by without blowing a candle out, fuming here.

It's actually storm 'Dylan' stars, I know this because I've been blowin in the wind all day.

 

[LEONARD]

The attendant paraphernalia that goes with beards.

Shampoo, conditioning oils, and dinky little brushes.

FFS get a shave, and splash on the Blue Stratos.