minor things that make you fume

[NoiBlau]

Needing a quid to use a trolley. Winds me right up.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Try a few fatties mert

I had a great run last year Bry but I decided to go for quality over quantity this year and it hasn’t quite paid off.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Teenagers walking deliberately slow in front of cars.

This is probably testament to what London has done to me but sometimes I rev my engine and screech my tyres to frighten them a bit. Some of the reactions you get are priceless. I’m going to get stabbed some day though.

 

[kev]

I had a great run last year Bry but I decided to go for quality over quantity this year and it hasn’t quite paid off.

Probably because the women are doing the same mate

Just saying like

 

[Baines' left foot]

Probably because the women are doing the same mate

Just saying like

lol

Mate I'm like a 9 at least.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Some horrors, women in the main, walking around the city centre tonight in abominable costumes. A large proportion were women of a Rubenesque figure, and not in good way.

There were some people out last night dressed as elves. At Halloween?

They should be locked up.

 

[COYBL25]

Fit girls.

What do you get when you date one? Sexually frustrated and and empty bank account. That’s what.

My Irish mate had a saying - " G.U.E " - Go Ugly Early.

His rationale was that, whilst we were all lobbing money at drinks for them, he'd already have a grateful munter on his arm who was buying his drinks and ready to take him home.

He was right most of the time.

* unfortunately he took it too far and married one of them lol

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Ads on webpages ,and also this forum that ruins ur scrolling cause u try to scroll at the ad, and that only interacts with the ad in some way

 

[chrismpw]

Ads on webpages ,and also this forum that ruins ur scrolling cause u try to scroll at the ad, and that only interacts with the ad in some way

Quite. And when you start reading a Web page and it auto scrolls to fit in an ad so you lose your place, then when you go to scroll back you find you've clicked on a link.
Quite frankly I avoid websites I know to do this trick, so must others,so it must be counterproductive

 

[gonetomorrow]

People have started saying "So" when they respond to a question, as though they are about to deliver a prepared answer.

Who's to blame? Is there a TV programme where they all go "So"?

I wouldn't know as I haven't watched TV regularly since Coronation St stopped being funny.

 

[LEONARD]

In the queue at the Post Office, just trying to buy a 2nd class stamp.

I always get behind the chancer trying to post their grandma's ashes back to Albania.

A 25 minute argument ensues as regards the legality of this act, and I give up all hope.

 

[larbert toffee]

In the queue at the Post Office, just trying to buy a 2nd class stamp.

I always get behind the chancer trying to post their grandma's ashes back to Albania.

A 25 minute argument ensues as regards the legality of this act, and I give up all hope.

Albanians? they were obviously casing the joint for the next time they visited.

 

[Huyton Layne]

My sinuses. If it isn’t allergies it’s sinus infections and orange goop coming out every morning. Intelligent design my bum

 

[Toast]

In the queue at the Post Office, just trying to buy a 2nd class stamp.

I always get behind the chancer trying to post their grandma's ashes back to Albania.

A 25 minute argument ensues as regards the legality of this act, and I give up all hope.

This always happens to me.
Last xmas i was behind some arl fella posting his xmas cards all over the werld.
It was as if he'd never posted a letter before and took ages.
I can guarantee you that if right now i popped in for a stamp I would be behind someone having a passport checked and then taxing a car..

 

[tommytowne]

People have started saying "So" when they respond to a question, as though they are about to deliver a prepared answer.

Who's to blame? Is there a TV programme where they all go "So"?

I wouldn't know as I haven't watched TV regularly since Coronation St stopped being funny.

I also posted a thread on this. I can't abide the practice.
When people start the sentences with the word, it seems as if they need a further millisecond or so to formulate a response.
Pure idleness.