minor things that make you fume

So, I'm just driving home. It's steady, traffic flowing fine. It's a 40 limit, and we are all doing a nice 40.
The road then turns into a 30 as its busy area, and we all drop down to the 30. Traffic cameras etc.
I'm behind a brand spankers Range Rover Sport. Lovely looking motor.

Then I start getting flashed from the motor right up my arse.
What's this all about ?
He then starts beeping me, right on my bumper.
I'm turning left at the roundabout in a mo, hope this clown goes straight on.
Lane splits into two, and this little Toyota thing goes tearing past me as I go into the left lane, clearly proving his point that he wants to go a bit faster.

Then, I hear a crash.. I look in my mirror and he's only gone straight into the back of the dead expensive Range Rover. Steam bellowing out of his bonnet. Range Rover lids out the motor kicking right off !!!

Hahahahahahaha... Funniest thing I've seen in a very, very long time.

I even called the bizzies when I got home.. Proper Osman grass style, in case they need a witness.
 
So, I'm just driving home. It's steady, traffic flowing fine. It's a 40 limit, and we are all doing a nice 40.
The road then turns into a 30 as its busy area, and we all drop down to the 30. Traffic cameras etc.
I'm behind a brand spankers Range Rover Sport. Lovely looking motor.

Then I start getting flashed from the motor right up my arse.
What's this all about ?
He then starts beeping me, right on my bumper.
I'm turning left at the roundabout in a mo, hope this clown goes straight on.
Lane splits into two, and this little Toyota thing goes tearing past me as I go into the left lane, clearly proving his point that he wants to go a bit faster.

Then, I hear a crash.. I look in my mirror and he's only gone straight into the back of the dead expensive Range Rover. Steam bellowing out of his bonnet. Range Rover lids out the motor kicking right off !!!

Hahahahahahaha... Funniest thing I've seen in a very, very long time.

I even called the bizzies when I got home.. Proper Osman grass style, in case they need a witness.
Class. Should be in the minor things that make you happy thread.
 
So, I'm just driving home. It's steady, traffic flowing fine. It's a 40 limit, and we are all doing a nice 40.
The road then turns into a 30 as its busy area, and we all drop down to the 30. Traffic cameras etc.
I'm behind a brand spankers Range Rover Sport. Lovely looking motor.

Then I start getting flashed from the motor right up my arse.
What's this all about ?
He then starts beeping me, right on my bumper.
I'm turning left at the roundabout in a mo, hope this clown goes straight on.
Lane splits into two, and this little Toyota thing goes tearing past me as I go into the left lane, clearly proving his point that he wants to go a bit faster.

Then, I hear a crash.. I look in my mirror and he's only gone straight into the back of the dead expensive Range Rover. Steam bellowing out of his bonnet. Range Rover lids out the motor kicking right off !!!

Hahahahahahaha... Funniest thing I've seen in a very, very long time.

I even called the bizzies when I got home.. Proper Osman grass style, in case they need a witness.
Should be in the 'Minor things that make you happy' thread.

Proper fuming me now.
 
Some tw@ tootling along in front of me just now, just suddenly decided to swerve into a side road and I've rear ended a brand new rangerover.. written my Toyota Cadiz off in the process.

Few wwwww minnnnnnnnn
 
Political leaders who announce a plan for council house building without apologising for one of their former leaders having decimated council housing in previous years and consigning millions to rip-off and sub-standard accommodation most of their lives.

And they expect us to feel sorry for them when they get a tickly throat.
 

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