minor things that make you fume

[coollino]

Got a cold.

 

[Brisan123]

My wife said to me last night "love making off will yer, we're not making love tonight".
I was confused but now I understand, thank you.

When my wife says that I tell her I’ve no interest in making love , I just want to have sex

 

[Brisan123]

There was some bloke from UBER on the other day and every statement he made he started with "So".

Has anyone else noticed this annoying habit? It's worse when the speaker finishes his/her sentence like it's a question.

Soooo, what we're saying is we think this is wrong???

I wasn't made for this world.

When people use the word like at the start , twice in the middle and at the end of every sentence

 

[Baines' left foot]

All for attention mate, I agree, equally infuriating.

Then you see them doing deadlifts with a pair of 10kg dumbbells ffs. I hate people in the gym who don’t know what they’re doing. No excuse for it now with the wealth of information readily available.

“I just wanna get toned bruv”

Fk off.

 

[Frang]

Then you see them doing deadlifts with a pair of 10kg dumbbells ffs. I hate people in the gym who don’t know what they’re doing. No excuse for it now with the wealth of information readily available.

“I just wanna get toned bruv”

Fk off.

you seem like quite an aggressive person.

 

[COYBL25]

you seem like quite an aggressive person.

He's off his head on roids most of the time mate, you get used to it.

He's only happy when he's back on the Peninsula

 

[Frang]

He's off his head on roids most of the time mate, you get used to it.

He's only happy when he's back on the Peninsula

I thought he'd sipped one too many cans of monster.

 

[COYBL25]

Speaking of gym gear, what is the thing with these compression leggings men wear when they’re training arms etc? Utterly pointless.

The compression leggings for the calf muscles deffo work for runners though.

I suffered really badly with calf strain strains for years and since I've been using them I haven't had a single strain.

* they do look stupid though

 

[COYBL25]

I thought he'd sipped one too many cans of monster.

Roid rage mostly

 

[Baines' left foot]

you seem like quite an aggressive person.

Nah mate, I’m a softie really. I’m just a moaning cûnt.

 

[Frang]

Nah mate, I’m a softie really. I’m just a moaning cûnt.

potty mouth too!

 

[roydo]

Nah mate, I’m a softie really. I’m just a moaning cûnt.

Got yourself an accy with that. Daft plank.

 

[summerisle]

Why can't people flush the bloody toilet ? It's happening all the time and it's reached the zenith of laziness. Two z' s in two different words in a sentence. Feeling quite smug.

Hate smug people.

 

[Toast]

 

[stony]

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I can't begin to explain how much this advert annoys me. I switch channel as soon as it's on, but still rage for about ten minutes afterwards.
Even looking at that picture is annoying me.