chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Just eat them whole.
(take them out of the box, of course.)
(unless you lack fibre in your diet)
minor things that make you fume
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(take them out of the box, of course.)
(unless you lack fibre in your diet)
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Not likely I'll be buying them again, but thanks for the suggestion which will put out for discussion to the wider public.
Mrs. Tree drove today. I was relegated to the passenger seat for the entire 100 miles, from a family event back to our home.
The journey (75% motorway) took three hours because "changing lanes is dangerous".
The journey (75% motorway) took three hours because "changing lanes is dangerous".
My complete lack of good fortune.. backing Tommy Fleetwood in the final round of the US Open, noticing he did well in the next event and intending to back him at The Open - to find he wins this weekend in France.
Just like my Jason Day bets (until I gave up on him) or the impossible way Kaymer lost to a miracle finish by another golfer...
Just like my Jason Day bets (until I gave up on him) or the impossible way Kaymer lost to a miracle finish by another golfer...
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
When you're trying to play it cool with a female but accidentally open a message immediately after receiving it.
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Once she sees those pecs, all will be forgotten x
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Changing lanes at high speed is most of the fun when it comes to motorway driving.
Cellardweller
Player Valuation: £8m
People walking in front of me who veer side to side as I'm trying to overtake them. Can't they sense someone behind them? Stupid Cs
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
People who leave the plug and chain entangled amongst the taps.
YellowSweat
Player Valuation: £500k
Cleaners knocking on the bog door while youre laying cable shouting "is anyone in there?" - no love, thats why the doors locked ffs...
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Lad on my Facebook had a half year birthday party for his kid.
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
Block, delete, sleep with his bird.
It's the only way these cretins will learn.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
The thought of Wayne Rooney in an Everton Shirt.
People coming to view the car I'm selling and trying to knock me down 500 quid because there's a bit of oil on the engine block..... it's 10 years old ffs. .. not showroom condition.