2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[Cels]

I thought Michael Keane did okay today.

 

[tantavisiteler]

serial loser, absolute mentality midget

defo

 

[Dykovski200]

Can’t believe he’s going to be here next season too

 

[T LEAFE]

I thought Michael Keane did okay today.

Bizarrely he was relatively unscathed for mistakes compared to the rest of the clowns

 

[Moonlight dribble]

I thought Michael Keane did okay today.

Everton lost 1-3 at home. In what world could anyone have done okay?

 

[Vedder]

Bizarrely he was relatively unscathed for mistakes compared to the rest of the clowns

So you don't think he was slow getting back for the 3rd, about 2 yards behind the line, to put himself in a better position to stop the square ball across??

 

[ToffeeTim]

The Tarkowski Keane centre half partnership is relegation standard. They have both absolutely embarrassing for the past month. Hopeless

 

[MikeH72]

A key part of multiple different CB partnerships over the last decade that have leaked buckets and buckets of goals weekly, yet astonishingly he is always the one that’s never responsible.

 

[Taifi gorm]

A key part of multiple different CB partnerships over the last decade that have leaked buckets and buckets of goals weekly, yet astonishingly he is always the one that’s never responsible.

Delighted to maintain his 2 goals conceded per game average. Pure Jonah.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Please please please finally have the cajones to let him go. Please.

Thank you but we have to move on.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Please please please finally have the cajones to let him go. Please.

Thank you but we have to move on.

He's literally just signed an extended contract a fortnight ago and the club was all over social media making a massive deal about it

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Another 3 conceded with this gormless bell at the back, can't believe we have to watch him again next season.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

He's literally just signed an extended contract a fortnight ago and the club was all over social media making a massive deal about it

I thought that was a rumour. Ffs.

 

[james2805]

His only talent is being so invisible that he somehow convinces some fans that hes not responsible.

Terrible defender

 

[T LEAFE]

So you don't think he was slow getting back for the 3rd, about 2 yards behind the line, to put himself in a better position to stop the square ball across??

Oh yes he was slow but still quicker than the rest of that shambolic lot