2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[Marcus Kendall]

Quick challenge: Name 5 better current PL 4th choice centre backs

At this time of the morning? Be realistic Jimmy

 

[Saint Domingo]

What's your top 5 inane things this season?

I've got a feeling that this catalogue is not of Argos proportions

Blind no look pass in his own box to Gueye against United which Gueye then smacked him for

Flying out his area against Liverpool last week and missing a tackle that led to the Ngumoah chance

The first 20 mins of the Anfield derby

The tackle from behind on Havertz that should have been a penalty and red v Arsenal

Back pass v West Ham at home that allowed them a one on one with Pickford


Off the top of my head

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Blind no look pass in his own box to Gueye against United which Gueye then smacked him for

Flying out his area against Liverpool last week and missing a tackle that led to the Ngumoah chance

The first 20 mins of the Anfield derby

The tackle from behind on Havertz that should have been a penalty and red v Arsenal

Back pass v West Ham at home that allowed them a one on one with Pickford


Off the top of my head

I take it back- it's a l;ot like an Argos catalogue- mostly crap and I'm not buying it

 

[NathDogg]

Quick challenge: Name 5 better current PL 4th choice centre backs

There are none I agree ,but they stay as fourth choice at the clubs they are at.

Through no fault of his own, Keane ends up being the 1st choice for us due to injuries or terrible transfer windows.

I’m not knocking the lad, he does his best when called upon and is hardly ever injured, sadly, it’s just his best isn’t very good.

 

[Saint Domingo]

I take it back- it's a l;ot like an Argos catalogue- mostly crap and I'm not buying it

You don’t think these are errors?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

You don’t think these are errors?

Yeah- he's no Maldini, but less than there used to be and not as many as some would have you believe

 

[Moonlight dribble]

Yeah- he's no Maldini, but less than there used to be and not as many as some would have you believe

He is as wet as a weekend in Margate in March. 6 foot 3 and he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

 

[jazzy]

Blind no look pass in his own box to Gueye against United which Gueye then smacked him for

Flying out his area against Liverpool last week and missing a tackle that led to the Ngumoah chance

The first 20 mins of the Anfield derby

The tackle from behind on Havertz that should have been a penalty and red v Arsenal

Back pass v West Ham at home that allowed them a one on one with Pickford


Off the top of my head

Very good . Now what about Tarky's errors?

 

[Swartzy]

Blind no look pass in his own box to Gueye against United which Gueye then smacked him for

Flying out his area against Liverpool last week and missing a tackle that led to the Ngumoah chance

The first 20 mins of the Anfield derby

The tackle from behind on Havertz that should have been a penalty and red v Arsenal

Back pass v West Ham at home that allowed them a one on one with Pickford


Off the top of my head

Yeah right 'Off the top of your head'

You've been preparing for these kind opportunities all year, I reckon you've got a catalogue on every player just ready to throw out..

 

[Marcus Kendall]

Blind no look pass in his own box to Gueye against United which Gueye then smacked him for

Flying out his area against Liverpool last week and missing a tackle that led to the Ngumoah chance

The first 20 mins of the Anfield derby

The tackle from behind on Havertz that should have been a penalty and red v Arsenal

Back pass v West Ham at home that allowed them a one on one with Pickford


Off the top of my head

You could do a similar thing with Tarkowski this season you know

 

[Marcus Kendall]

There are none I agree ,but they stay as fourth choice at the clubs they are at.

Through no fault of his own, Keane ends up being the 1st choice for us due to injuries or terrible transfer windows.

I’m not knocking the lad, he does his best when called upon and is hardly ever injured, sadly, it’s just his best isn’t very good.

Bet Arsenal have a better 4th choice for starters. Likewise Man Utd. And the Sportwashers. Gomez at the RS too.

 

[Joey66]

You could do a similar thing with Tarkowski this season you know

Tarks runs now like his boots are stuck in treacle ......

 

[Marcus Kendall]

Tarks runs now like his boots are stuck in treacle ......

Yeah. He was never the quickest but he's lost half a yard as evidenced by that first Brentford goal the other week

 

[Saint Domingo]

Very good . Now what about Tarky's errors?

He’s been just as bad this season. But ‘Tarkwoski has been just as bad’ isn’t a defence of Keane.

 

[Saint Domingo]

You could do a similar thing with Tarkowski this season you know

Yeah he’s had a bad season as well but Tarkwoski has given us years of consistency. Keane has zero credit in the bank.

It’s telling that one of Keane’s so called best seasons is at about the same level as Tarkwoski’s worst one for us.