2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[NathDogg]

We have had to hire special boats to collect the ball out of the River Mersey when he plays at BMD - a very backward signing IMO!

Guarantee the boats will turn quicker than big mick.

 

[Davideeyore]

Lazy, uninspiring and predictably insipid. All hail our Beige New Dawn

It might be uninspiring and "beige" but we need a squad. They won't or can't all be new signings.

 

[cronullasharks]

I even hate his stupid middle name

 

[Root66]

He's probably better than anybody else who was willing to sit on the bench for 38 games....

And they'd have cost money

 

[NathDogg]

It might be uninspiring and "beige" but we need a squad. They won't or can't all be new signings.

Bollox - play the kids if we have injuries.

We don’t need useless turds like Keane blocking their path to the first team.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Thought we sent Harrison back weeks ago?

I've heard from my football agent mate that Harrison is a done deal.... Nah not really but the news on the street is exactly that. The street being YouTube and the news is an AI bot.... But still.

 

[NathDogg]

He's probably better than anybody else who was willing to sit on the bench for 38 games....

And they'd have cost money

He won’t sit on the bench for 38 games knowing our luck, that’s the issue.

 

[Moomin]

Damn, Keggers has only been signed up for an hour and there's already been a killing.

I will do a new thread for this awful take and also include the fella who said Robles next move from us would be Barca or Real Madrid.

 

[Bedfordblue]

We have had to hire special boats to collect the ball out of the River Mersey when he plays at BMD - a very backward signing IMO!

Joking aren’t you Joey? When Mick Keggers gets sight on goal the ball, nets and glass shards from glazing at the back of the stand will end up in the IoM when he unleashes a trademark BLAMMO.

(Might need the boats for Gana’s shots though tbf)

 

[Jebus_lives]

Everton pounce for sought after free scoring former Man Utd Prem ace, with 250 PL appearances and 12 International caps.

 

[DOMNOLAN]

Jan Michael Vincent Keane

 

[allen]

Looking forward to seeing you monsters celebrate his next match-winning goal.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

Five year deal apparently, congrats Mickie lad!

 

[Daytripper]

Looking forward to seeing you monsters celebrate his next match-winning goal.

Oh some of you will be baiting , no doubt about that

 

[DanB90]

When he hits it, it stays hit.