2023/24 Michael Keane

[canuckblue]

You know why I’m here guys. No, not in your world. We’ve got all evening for your to kneel and apologise to Keggers who is twice the man you’ll ever be.

@Goat aside, of course.

 

[canuckblue]

Lump him up front for 10 minutes each game. He strikes a ball very sweetly. There is 5 or 6 goals a year in him.

Definitely worth a try, this.

 

[heatmeiser]

So it only takes one competent game for everyone to flipflop on this buffoon does it?

Played well yesterday but he's still turbo trash and needs punting asap.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

You know why I’m here guys. No, not in your world. We’ve got all evening for your to kneel and apologise to Keggers who is twice the man you’ll ever be.

Absolute rubbish.

One goal and the only reason we kept a clean sheet was a sensational clearance from Ben...

One match won't change my mind about him.

 

[Baines' left foot]

A friendly reminder that Michael Keane is a just human being doing a job like the rest of us.

 

[Cels]

It was nice to see Michael Keane stepping in and doing a decent job yesterday, it's good to know we have players that won't let us down when called upon. Made up that he scored, well done to the guy.

 

[Nymzee]

Good goal, played pretty well, did his usual drawn out into no man's land often as well.

 

[GoldenToffee]

A friend sent me that, utterly bizarre, especially when you understand what he's singing.

What are the words please? It's a lovely jingle.

 

[thevorpalblade]

Lump him up front for 10 minutes each game. He strikes a ball very sweetly. There is 5 or 6 goals a year in him.

I suggested, some time ago, to shove him up front for 90 mins each game.

He can score AND it's less likely to be in our net.

 

[chicoazul]

Absolute rubbish.

One goal and the only reason we kept a clean sheet was a sensational clearance from Ben...

One match won't change my mind about him.

Just kneel pal and show us your humble face.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Just kneel pal and show us your humble face.

In your dreams!

 

[ForestBlue]

He's a better finisher than DCL, but not a better striker.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

What are the words please? It's a lovely jingle.

he'saying: (kane instead of keane)

"Kane's goal, Kane's goal
Kane is not a striker
Kane's goal, Kane's goal
he's not Harry Kane
It's a goal by Kane of Everton
Kane's goal
It was made by the great Kane"

It's really beautiful, but the fact that he's singing it makes me think he's a really big Michael Keane fan, weirdly.

 

[Mark barnett]

Good performance but we just played the worst team in the league, please dyche don't be tempted to leave him in the team

 

[GoldenToffee]

he'saying: (kane instead of keane)

"Kane's goal, Kane's goal
Kane is not a striker
Kane's goal, Kane's goal
he's not Harry Kane
It's a goal by Kane of Everton
Kane's goal
It was made by the great Kane"

It's really beautiful, but the fact that he's singing it makes me think he's a really big Michael Keane fan, weirdly.

About time somebody gave him the love he deserves.