2018/19 Michael Keane

[tim cahill]

Please mate, just give it up.

Why do you think he committed that foul yesterday. He’s terrified of people getting beyond him because he knows he’ll never catch them, because he’s really, really, slow. Literally anyone who’s ever seen him play knows he’s a snail, I just don’t know why you always claim otherwise.

Sean Dyche seemed to think he was one of Burnley’s fastest players.

 

[Lanolin]

Sean Dyche seemed to think he was one of Burnley’s fastest players.

Sean dyche seems to think that talking like patty and Selma bouvier makes him alluring to the opposite sex, what’s your point?

 

[tim cahill]

Sean dyche seems to think that talking like patty and Selma bouvier makes him alluring to the opposite sex, what’s your point?

You said anyone that has watched him knows he’s a snail. I pointed out that his previous manager thought he was one of his fastest players.

The point being... YOU ARE WRONG.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

He was playing really well until Watford in December.

I think, like Gomes, he needs a really strong man manager who can keep him positive when results are negative.

We have many mentally fragile players.
I think the manager falls into this category too, and that is a recipe for disaster.

Martinez was hot air, Koeman and Alardyce didn't care, and Silva is weak when the chips are down.

 

[efcste97]

Sean Dyche seemed to think he was one of Burnley’s fastest players.

Sean Dyche has just bought a 38 year old Peter Crouch, don't be taking his word as gospel.

 

[Lanolin]

You said anyone that has watched him knows he’s a snail. I pointed out that his previous manager thought he was one of his fastest players.

The point being... YOU ARE WRONG.

Haha, ok mate. I mean, even if dyche was right that wouldn’t make me wrong. It would be like saying you’re the funniest person in your house. It might be true, but it doesn’t actually make you funny. The point being... WRITING STUFF IN CAPITALS DOESNT MAKE IT TRUE.

 

[bring the ghost on]

That Silva can't see it it's not working

Mate if you think we’d be any better off playing Mina and Holgate at the moment, you’re dreaming.

 

[Simon baker]

Sean Dyche seemed to think he was one of Burnley’s fastest players.

Always best to double check what a salesman is selling in my experience before purchasing

 

[COYBL25]

Sean dyche seems to think that talking like patty and Selma bouvier makes him alluring to the opposite sex, what’s your point?

lol

 

[kenada_blue]

Mate if you think we’d be any better off playing Mina and Holgate at the moment, you’re dreaming.

I think we'd be better playing BoJack Horseman and Danger Mouse than Keane and Zouma

 

[davids]

Please mate, just give it up.

Why do you think he committed that foul yesterday. He’s terrified of people getting beyond him because he knows he’ll never catch them, because he’s really, really, slow. Literally anyone who’s ever seen him play knows he’s a snail, I just don’t know why you always claim otherwise.

Going forwards in a straight line for a lad his size he's probably above average in pace. The problem comes when he has to think then turn,it's where it all goes wrong for him.

 

[deipnosophist]

I’m wondering whether his propensity toward debilitating homesickness is adversely affecting Snail’s performances?

 

[Gilbert..]

Had a midfield camped in front of him at burnley. Now getting exposed.

 

[Carlito]

Always makes me laugh when I find out that a forward who I thought was fast is actually quite slow, but had tricked me by showing Keane a clean pair of heels at Goodison.

Fully expecting to see Jota get left for dead by some bog standard defender next time Wolves are on telly.

 

[Joey66]

Sean Dyche seemed to think he was one of Burnley’s fastest players.

Until we seen him attempt to turn.........