2018/19 Michael Keane

[maccavennie]

My emotional and personal poem to Keane

Eh 50p head
Your a bad ted
You turn like a tugboat
And are as fast as a milk float

 

[nsno-chris]

My emotional and personal poem to Keane

Eh 50p head
Your a bad ted
You turn like a tugboat
And are as fast as a milk float

So close

 

[maccavennie]

So close

Quick improv innit Chris so as I'm scribbling down my magic I ain't got time to spell chekc my mystaykes

 

[nsno-chris]

Quick improv innit Chris so as I'm scribbling down my magic I ain't got time to spell chekc my mystaykes

Street rules fam

 

[maccavennie]

Street rules fam

And to think I am Bolasies biggest lyrical influence makes me sad

 

[Zatara]

After a bit of research it was SteveO. @catcherintherye is one of the better ouster’s on here.

@Steve0
Steve0
Player Valuation: £40m
Jul 14, 2017
#862
I was genuinely a bit worried when there was talk of us getting him. at £65m I actually hope he DOES sign for the rs.

Let them be lumbered with the mediocre flavour of the month. It's what they're used to.

Keane > VVD



Steve0
Player Valuation: £40m
Jul 11, 2017
#98,864
Genuinely dont think he's anything special. Keane is just as good, less injury prone and two years younger. £60m or more and they'll have been absolutely rinsed


Steve0
Player Valuation: £40m
Aug 20, 2017
#1
Gueye - £75m
Keane - £60m
Williams - £10m
Rooney - £20m
Klaassen - £35m
Sandro - £18m
Martina - £6m
Schneiderlin - £45m
Lookman - £25m
Pickford - £90m


Basically him and Walsh know what they're doing. The Kones and niasses are consigned to history.
What a time to be alive, what a time to be a blue.

Im assuming those are player valuations?

 

[Goat]

Im assuming those are player valuations?

Quite comical really.

 

[Billysgingham.]

*might have

may have.

 

[Cameron Manning]

He is just to nice there no nark in him I want me centre half to at the least if he's not having the best of games witch this lad manages quite a lot .To let the forward he marking know he's there with some aggression or verbals and let him know he's in a battle these forwards must just grow in confidence as the games go's on knowing this . Unfortunately this lad is not a winner like a lot of this squad

That description fits him like a glove, he doesn’t even get upset with himself when he makes a mistake, far too passive,
he needs to take reverse management anger courses.

 

[Gaffa]

Said it before, Mina and Zouma at the back for me

 

[Parker]

So is he crap again, yeah?

 

[Bobski]

So is he crap again, yeah?

Yep

Burnley fan in work never actually rated him

 

[Parker]

Yep

Burnley fan in work never actually rated him

Good to know, its hard to keep up with the knee jerk opinions of a section of the forum sometimes.

 

[bol-uk]

Knee jerk player of the week.

Has been a good CB in recent weeks, certainly less erratic than Mina. Yes he cost us a goal but has been better than you are all making out. Not spectacular but solid and did what was asked.

If we start Mina next week you will all be back on the Keane+Zouma pairing the following day.

 

[cronullasharks]

My emotional and personal poem to Keane

Eh 50p head
Your a bad ted
You turn like a tugboat
And are as fast as a milk float

Brought a tear to my eye