Confirmed Signing Michael Keane Signs

[Raino85]

Behave. These two have been nailed on for ages.

Really? Even a month ago?

 

[roydo]

Put that way, what's not to like about that.

Then Morgs has only played a handful of games for us, Bolasie back one day, Seamus too.

Rooney talk wont go away. Siggi neither.

Scenes.

 

[MACCA75]

Really? Even a month ago?

Mate, literally nobody on here thinks you are ITK.

 

[orly]

Ive had to place him on ignore for his own safety.

I must suffer him and many others for the good of the Index.

I am GOT's Steve Irwin, plunging my hands into the filth

 

[chrismpw]

Blimey. Keen on Keane.

The Mersey millionaires.

Liking this. Waited a long time for some optimism.

 

[rochdaleblue]

Williams was swansea's captain. No teams captains are safe!!

I was going to include Williams, but hopefully we buy another centre half. God if Rooney signs, the refs are going to leave the pitch with earache next season, the amount of captains that will be 'in their ear'.

 

[Raino85]

The Index is unfortunately not going to be kind to Mr Raino morgsandrofrandel

Accusations of plagiarism haven't gone away

No point in this index really then if you can come on here. Give out info in good faith, try and have abit of a laugh at it, get proved right, just to get called a bellwhop for giving info to fellow blues

 

[orly]

@orly and doesn't he look mighty fine in our royal blue shirt

This WILL be under review for tomorrow. Was it info or jumping on the bandwagon?

The index will tell us the truth.

 

[Raino85]

I was going to include Williams, but hopefully we buy another centre half. God if Rooney signs, the refs are going to leave the pitch with earache next season, the amount of captains that will be 'in their ear'.

We wont be getting another centre half for the first team this summer pal

 

[LEONARD]

£5 million cheaper than the RS paid for Andy Carroll in 2011.

 

[orly]

No point in this index really then if you can come on here. Give out info in good faith, try and have abit of a laugh at it, get proved right, just to get called a bellwhop for giving info to fellow blues

How dare you

 

[when i score we riot]

Well they really are making an effort to do better next season. Woo!

 

[Woolly Blue]

I dont think any other itk on here has given out the info of 3 seperate players signing weeks before they happened.

All hail me, the king of itk's

I suppose to many of you haters are busy buzzing off how we are getting things done to even try having a pop at me

Anyone who posts something like you just did here mate risks looking like one very sad individual.

I'd suggest just try to enjoy the fact that we're signing good players and stop getting your knickers in a twist over whether you are, or aren't ITK, because, quiet frankly, no-one really cares.

 

[Mercedes]

Yep

Trophy incoming

Arsenal - 1 - £0 - Kolasinac (free)
Bournemouth - 3 - £30m - Begovic (£10m), Defoe (free), Ake (£20m)
Brighton - 2 - £8.5m - Ryan (£6m), Gross (£2.5m)
Burnley - 0 - £0 -
Chelsea - 1 - £0 - Caballero (free)
Crystal Palace - 0 - £0 -
Everton - 5 - £85.8m - Pickford (£25m), Klaassen (£23.6m), Onyekuru (£7m), Ramirez (£5.2m), Keane (£25m)
Huddersfield - 3 - £11.5m - Mooy (£8m), Depoitre (£3.5m), Lossl (loan)
Leicester - 1 - £17m - Maguire (£17m)
Liverpool - 2 - £39.9m - Solanke (£3m*), Salah (£36.9m)
Man City - 2 - £78.6m - Bernardo Silva (£43.6m), Ederson (£35m)
Man Utd - 1 - £30.8m - Lindelof (£30.8m)
Newcastle - 1 - £6m - Atsu (£6m)
Southampton - 1 - £5m - Bednarek (£5m)
Stoke - 1 - £0 - Fletcher (free)
Swansea - 0 - £0 -
Tottenham - 0 - £0 -
Watford - 4 - £16m - Cleverley (£8m), Hughes (£8m), Femenia (free), Bachmann (free)
West Brom - 2 - £13m - Rodriguez (£12m), Yuning (£1m)
West Ham - 1 - £0 - Zabaleta (free)

* Going with £3m for now.

Total Signings: 31
Total Spend: £342,100,000
2016 Summer Spend: £1,167,200,000

 

[DanEFC92]

I must suffer him and many others for the good of the Index.

I am GOT's Steve Irwin, plunging my hands into the filth