Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven


Me and Mrs B were talking earlier about the time our daughter was high on ketamine when she was 12. She had spinal surgery for scoliosis/curvature of the spine and they gave her ketamine beforehand, which meant she was high when she came round post op.

She was singing a number of songs very loudly, such as Adele's Hello and a version of Abba's Mama Mia my son used to sing when he was little. It went "Mama Mia, I've got diarrhoea, plip plop, can you hear my poo drop?" Very loudly.
She was also calling literally everyone dude, including the consultant ("OK, dude") and kept shouting, "I like chickeeeen" at the top of her voice. She certainly kept the nurses entertained.
 



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