Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

With all this nice weather I decided its time to get the legs out. Spent Sunday unpacking all my dresses/skirts and ironing them. Yesterday morning I put the fake tan on in anticipation but have woke up this morning and I've made a disaster. My legs look like a stripey oss ( A zebra to English speaking folk). So looks like trousers for a few more days till the tans faded and I can try again! 😠
I thought it was hard being a man !
 

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