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Boss that, Lukaku looks like a tranny.

Picture the scene. 1914. Davek is in the trenches. When some of his mates and the enemy decide they've had enough and decide to play togger.
Everyone's out playing football. Even the officers.
Davek decides he's had enough of this so jumps on the maxim gun.
Needless to say the moral of the story is. Its never Christmas where Davek's concerned. Miserable sod.
Thought it was a really fun thing for the club to do today at the end of the match. The singer at half time was sat by me.
Picture the scene. 1914. Davek is in the trenches. When some of his mates and the enemy decide they've had enough and decide to play togger.
Everyone's out playing football. Even the officers.
Davek decides he's had enough of this so jumps on the maxim gun.
Needless to say the moral of the story is. Its never Christmas where Davek's concerned. Miserable sod.
Nice one.
Fun fact though: about two of them will be actual Evertonians.
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