Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[Jimmy Grimble]

We built this city do do do do do do
We built this city on Merlin Rohl.

He's got a lot to prove before we can give him thoss plaudits.
Maybe while we're deciding what he deserves, something a bit more modest:
I know it's only Merlin Rohl, but I like it

 

[Brisan123]

….i played at Cologne about 1973 or ‘74. Have a feeling it was new stadium but might have that wrong and maybe ahead of a European game against Hertha Berlin. Remember sitting on wooden bench at the side of the pitch watching the main match.

Long time ago but stayed in Cologne and played a few games in the area, happy memories.

Looks like @davek might have a rival for best ever football player posting on here

 

[Brisan123]

Seems a tad more more intelligent than the majority of PL players

 

[Brisan123]

Did you stray offside like that when you played?

He did but there was no Var and most linesman were beer bellied middle aged men who could not keep up with young lads pace

 

[davek]

The only art other players are interesed in is getting their stupid arms, legs, backs and necks festooned with tattoos.

 

[MACCA75]

Reminds me of baines a little with his interests

Yeah I’d probably not sit him next to Grealish.

 

[Mr Happy]

The only art other players are interesed in is getting their stupid arms, legs, backs and necks festooned with tattoos.

Festooned is a much underused word. Love it !

 

[Exeter_Gently]

The only art other players are interesed in is getting their stupid arms, legs, backs and necks festooned with tattoos.

As someone who's engaged to tattoo artist I can tell you my missus winces when she sees footballers tattoos.

She says they're the worst of the worst.

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

We love Merlin Rohl,
He runs around the pitch like he’s kinda crazy,
We love Merlin Rohl,
So put him in midfield coz he’s far from lazy

 

[Bally1989]

I saw Ped from that Toffeetv going on about how physically weak the Bundesliga is in comparison to the Premier League? Is there there really that much difference in the physicality between the two leagues?

He’s right there to be fair.

Think all the other experts say the French league is closest to our league in terms of physicality.

This fella isn’t some little runt from Leverkusen though.

 

[ElGato]

The only art other players are interesed in is getting their stupid arms, legs, backs and necks festooned with tattoos.

Stupid arms

Stewpid players

Everything is just stoopid

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

I saw Ped from that Toffeetv going on about how physically weak the Bundesliga is in comparison to the Premier League? Is there there really that much difference in the physicality between the two leagues?

The guy is a physical beast though so hopefully he will enjoy it.

 

[ElGato]

As someone who's engaged to tattoo artist I can tell you my missus winces when she sees footballers tattoos.

She says they're the worst of the worst.

God awful

Some favourites of mine:
- Dani Alves having 'Dani Alves' tattooed on his chest.
- Leroy Sane back piece of him scoring against Monaco in the Champions League. A tie that they eventually lost
- Richarlison getting Neymar's face and Neymar asking him to have it removed.

 

[davek]

As someone who's engaged to tattoo artist I can tell you my missus winces when she sees footballers tattoos.

She says they're the worst of the worst.

They used to fill their time playing golf...now they fill their bodies with ink.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

As someone who's engaged to tattoo artist I can tell you my missus winces when she sees footballers tattoos.

She says they're the worst of the worst.

My daughter in law is a tattoo artist
Lots of free inking