Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[blue to the bone]

Wheres Kurt?

Excuse me where’s Kurt ? Halfords?

Kurt?

Nothing from Kurt?

@Kurt. You might need protection mate

 

[Dario Terracotta]

He has made himself vanish

 

[Drico]

He has a wand of a left foot, this lad.

 

[Victus]

Wizard pun

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

He has a wand of a left foot, this lad.

These are not getting old

Hopefully doesn’t have a spell of injuries .

 

[Efcjake]

Hiding in the trees avoiding the dildo bandits

 

[COYBL25]

Nathan Paterson staying would be like a new signing though.

Worth it just for the ongoing meltdown from the Patterson Horsemen of the Apocalypse in his thread.

 

[Drico]

These are not getting old

Hopefully doesn’t have a spell of injuries .

I’m sure our medical team will come up with the right potion if he does.

 

[COYBL25]

Hiding in the trees avoiding the dildo bandits

He’s at the prom dogging again, the dirty bugger.

 

[barneygumble]

Im excited for the meltdown when people find out his surname is pronounced "Rurhhrl" and I can finally go to Greggs on me lunch and my mates stop asking for a "Merlin"

 

[johnjoeefc]

Has this lad actually signed? Just got home from work and guessing hes the only business we have done?

 

[DanB90]

Wizard pun

ROHFL

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

I read that his past girlfriends complained he never kissed them anywhere except below the jawline. They say he was a neck romancer.

 

[matty1878]

dunno why al is there

we know the signed

 

[sladen90]

Armstrong confirmed to Preston must mean this has gone through