2025/26 Merlin Röhl

[Curtis]

Why don’t they just tell us what’s happened to him and how long he’s going to be out?

Did moyes accidentally murder him during training and they're just trying to stall any potential investigation? "Yeah yeah it's just a knock he's still alive, will be playing someday" It's going to be a weekend at Bernie's situation soon

 

[SJB]

Gbamin vibes.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He's busy trying to teach Arthur how to save Britain.

“A very tall young man would like to see you sir…”

 

[Drico]

Has nobody considered liberal application of the magic sponge?

Sometimes the solution is hiding in plain sight...

 

[Joey66]

Has nobody considered liberal application of the magic sponge?

Sometimes the solution is hiding in plain sight...

Magic sponge plus a surgeons knife ....

 

[Eggs]

….forgot about him with all the goings on yesterday. Could make a difference.

 

[HappyJack]

Kidnapped by the Hamstring Jihad…

 

[heatmeiser]

Word is that he's got involved in some very shady online stuff with two Russians - Andrey Esipenko and Daniil Dubov

 

[ArtetaMoney]

You can pass a medical even when injured.

Even more so on deadline day, especially with a loan deal. The level of medical they do is based on the risk level of the signing. Signing a player on a long term contract would invoke a more detailed assessment, can imagine Rohl's was very basic given the terms and day of signing.

 

[Swartzy]

I still want to see proof of life..

Was that 20min cameo just a test of CGI in football.

 

[Thomasc]

Oh Merlin, how we long for your magic.

Come back soon.

Love.

Everton.