2025/26 Merlin Röhl

[Dddddd]

I heard he disappeared with a poof!

Do you mean a puff of smoke or has he gone gay and moved to San Francisco?*

*(Absolutely nothing wrong with that merlin I wish you all the best mate)

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[matty1878]

Yeah but when is he due back?

my sauce says hopefully sunday

 

[Nymzee]

my sauce says hopefully sunday

You been reading the words from your Alphabetti Spaghetti again, Matthew?

 

[matty1878]

You been reading the words from your Alphabetti Spaghetti again, Matthew?

how did you guess

 

[ValBlue]

Just confirmed he’s out for Palace, ffs another sick note in waiting. How disappointing.

 

[Nymzee]

How very unsurprising

 

[MikeH72]

Why don’t they just tell us what’s happened to him and how long he’s going to be out?

 

[chopper6]

That’s one hell of a knock

Very disappointing

 

[Victus]

Gbamin mk2

 

[windymiller]

my sauce says hopefully sunday

You might want to change sauce, Matty. Maybe a nice hollandaise?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Rohled-out for Sunday.

 

[Benicetoourboys]

Some players join us & seem to either be injured from the off, are too young (one for the future types) or just rarely get a game or even subbed on.
Frustrating.

 

[davids]

Some players join us & seem to either be injured from the off, are too young (one for the future types) or just rarely get a game or even subbed on.
Frustrating.

How do they pass medicals. A tap on the shin with a toffee hammer should be compulsory.

 

[Ming the Merciful]

How do they pass medicals. A tap on the shin with a toffee hammer should be compulsory.

When the selling club says they're letting him go due to injury issues that's surely got to be a red flag.