2025/26 Merlin Röhl

[Cameron Manning]

Has everyone heard him speak, what an ace accent!

I suppose you could say I want a Rohl’s Voice.

I hope he can make the ball talk that would make me very happy!

 

[Mark barnett]

In complete contrast to Iroegbunam looks to have a high football IQ, positioning and technique looks second to none.

 

[Everton_Gary]

He's the next Mick Ballack lads

We could only be so lucky! Time will tell once he gets more minutes and starts.

 

[Vaughan]

Too early to say, but I don't like a man wearing a hairband.

what are you going to think when Grealish gets bored of the bun and the hairband and locks are in full flow?

 

[Vaughan]

He's the next Mick Ballack lads

i know he had a sweet reason for wearing 34 but i think 13 would look sick

 

[Eggs]

…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.

 

[blue61]

…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.

When are you getting married?

 

[Efcjake]

…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.

Stuff like this is why I bring my phone the bogs

 

[windymiller]

Stuff like this is why I bring my phone the bogs

So you can take pictures?

 

[Efcjake]

So you can take pictures?

Helps to get their contact number so we can schedule more impromptu bogs based scouting sessions.

I try to collect the opinions of about four or five men in there before forming my own.

Sounds like Rohl is gonna be decent.

 

[Nymzee]

Helps to get their contact number so we can schedule more impromptu bogs based scouting sessions.

I try to collect the opinions of about four or five men in there before forming my own.

Sounds like Rohl is gonna be decent.

Missed a trick to talk about bog Rohl there.

 

[Drico]

…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.

Oh, those kinky Germans. Always know a way to a man's heart....with their ways of making you talk. Did he ask you for your papers, by any chance?

 

[jinkyali]

Very impressed

 

[coollino]

Stuff like this is why I bring my phone the bogs

I don't think I'm ever going to wash my hands again after that story

 

[micknick]

In complete contrast to Iroegbunam looks to have a high football IQ, positioning and technique looks second to none.

lol. How many minutes did he play?