Memorable Acne

[Dynamite.]

Oh my.
I don't find popping pimples pleasurable.

 

[Dylan]

My wife has a fetish that involves popping spots. When I get one on my back she is all over it wanting to pop it.

 

[Vim Fuego]

My wife has a fetish that involves popping spots. When I get one on my back she is all over it wanting to pop it.

That's not a fetish, that's true love !









It's a bit weird though

 

[monty]

Oh my.
I don't find popping pimples pleasurable.

surely that is dependent on where the pimple is?

 

[heatmeiser]

I managed to scrape a gash into my gum a few months ago and the resulting wound got a bit tasty, swelled up and became a fair sized lump just below my bottom molars.

I was playing with it with my tongue as you generally do with inner mouth injuries, and 'pop' the bugger explodes, firing what seemed like half a pint of pus out of my mouth and across the room.

I glanced across at my mrs expecting her to vomit over me, luckily she hadn't noticed. I found the yellow blobs lying on the coffee table, subtly wiped them up with a newspaper and forgot about the whole incident.

My mouth felt wonderous after that.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I do. Never drink fizzy drinks, don't eat chocolate or anything else ludicrously sugary. Only drink water, milk and fruit juice!

It's bloody annoying that I get spots and my mates who essentially shovel sugar down their mouths all day have perfect skin. Bastards

Welts your diet doesn't effect spots. A leading dermatologist (bloke who had a department named afetr him) told me 'theres no proof to show what you eat causes or prevents spots, but if you notice that eating certain foods tend to cause breakouts of spots, then obviously avoid that type of food'

 

[evertonianstu]

I managed to scrape a gash into my gum a few months ago and the resulting wound got a bit tasty, swelled up and became a fair sized lump just below my bottom molars.

I was playing with it with my tongue as you generally do with inner mouth injuries, and 'pop' the bugger explodes, firing what seemed like half a pint of pus out of my mouth and across the room.

I glanced across at my mrs expecting her to vomit over me, luckily she hadn't noticed. I found the yellow blobs lying on the coffee table, subtly wiped them up with a newspaper and forgot about the whole incident.

My mouth felt wonderous after that.

Question is, did you swallow any of it

 

[heatmeiser]

I cannot be certain that there was no backwash. I went straight to the bathroom and swilled out with half a bottle of Listerine (original obv).

Yack.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I managed to scrape a gash into my gum a few months ago and the resulting wound got a bit tasty, swelled up and became a fair sized lump just below my bottom molars.

I was playing with it with my tongue as you generally do with inner mouth injuries, and 'pop' the bugger explodes, firing what seemed like half a pint of pus out of my mouth and across the room.

I glanced across at my mrs expecting her to vomit over me, luckily she hadn't noticed. I found the yellow blobs lying on the coffee table, subtly wiped them up with a newspaper and forgot about the whole incident.

My mouth felt wonderous after that.

I feel like hurling chunks after reading that .

 

[heatmeiser]

I feel like hurling chunks after reading that .

I tend to have that effect on people.

 

[Vim Fuego]

A relative of mine had a similar problem a few years back, the abcess was that bad that she had to be admitted into hospital to have it drained.When i went to visit her pre op, she had a face like Andrew Lloyd Webber

Apparently it's very dangerous if you swallow any of it .

I never fancied any lunch anyway

 

[everythingisgood]

I generally have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to gross things, especialy medical.
But that made me feel sick!

 

[heatmeiser]

I broke a tooth a few years ago (on fecking popcorn of all things!), never bothered getting it fixed and had an abscess on a few occassions.

It is easily the most painful thing that I have ever experienced.

One time the side of my face literally looked like I was hiding a tennis ball in my cheek. Which I wasn't.

If someone had handed me a shotgun I would have happily blown my head off.

I'm well aware there are far worse things to experience, but that big one is the most horrible thing I've ever had.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I used to work for Tesco's a long time ago and the butcher in our branch ( walton vale ) lanced some lad's boil on his neck with the same knife as he was prepping fillet steaks, and without washing it, he then proceeded to drain his boil with a milk bottle that was filled 3/4's of the way with very hot water, turned the bottle upside down to create an air pocket over the lanced boil and the pus gushed out everywhere causing the lad to faint.It was funny at the time, but looking back at the incident and the health and safety issues makes me very cautious when it comes to buying prepped food.

 

[monty]

Many moons ago whislt working at Chester abattoir I was inducted into the the slaughter mans club by being thrown into a vat of offall, some still twitching and warm. I accepted the tiribute graciously because each and everyone of those slaughtermen would have had me for breakfast if I had acted in any other way. Not many people wanted to be next to me on the buses home