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Number Three.

Getting smashed in the balls by a football on a cold January Sunday morning. Nasty business.

Hated getting it in the bare legs, it left a grit residue so that when you rubbed it to stop the pain it scratched you instead.

So who did chico say was a massive weapon?

I bet that Dutch lid has been rippin me again.

BAN THE CLIQUE FFS

You're in the clique you big silly.
 
Number Five.

Really needing a pee when you just cant go, on the tube or at a comedy club where you are sat near the stage and if you get up you will be ripped to pieces. Bad times.
 
Number Five.

Really needing a pee when you just cant go, on the tube or at a comedy club where you are sat near the stage and if you get up you will be ripped to pieces. Bad times.

One of the best retorts I seen came at a sportmans dinner with a comedian.

A lad got up to go for a piss from the front row, the comedian stopped and said something and "and where the [Poor language removed] do you think you're going".

Outside, to see if the comedian has turned up" was the response.
 
One of the best retorts I seen came at a sportmans dinner with a comedian.

A lad got up to go for a piss from the front row, the comedian stopped and said something and "and where the [Poor language removed] do you think you're going".

Outside, to see if the comedian has turned up" was the response.

Bravo , that man .
 
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