M'Baye Niang.

[Matt_DBD]

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/908964-everton-look-to-beat-arsenal-to-mbaye-niang-transfer

An update from the Metro. Pole Position apparently.

 

[RFUS]

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/908964-everton-look-to-beat-arsenal-to-mbaye-niang-transfer

An update from the Metro. Pole Position apparently.

The Metro.

Okay.

 

[Tubey]

The Metro.

Okay.

The Metro is great lad. It was the first paper to inform me that a guy got permission to wear a pasta strainer on his head for a drivers licence photo because he believed in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Sauced.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

The Metro is great lad. It was the first paper to inform me that a guy got permission to wear a pasta strainer on his head for a drivers licence photo because he believed in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Sauced.

pmsl.

 

[Deco]

The champagne is on ice and Decos providing the milves for that seminal moment.

Late reply but.. I'll be right on it.

 

[Tubey]

pmsl.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/869308...-wear-pasta-strainer-in-driving-licence-photo

 

[Big Fat Sam]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/869308...-wear-pasta-strainer-in-driving-licence-photo

I remember it well, thanks for jogging the memory, superb that.

 

[bluebottle]

Late reply but.. I'll be right on it.

Ive no doubt you will be.

 

[Deco]

Ive no doubt you will be.

Wouldn't want it any different mate. Is that Tom Hardy as your picture or am I imagining things?

 

[bluebottle]

Wouldn't want it any different mate. Is that Tom Hardy as your picture or am I imagining things?

It is a minute version of him yes. Im thinking yours is....no, nothing.

 

[Deco]

It is a minute version of him yes. Im thinking yours is....no, nothing.

In the most no-homo way possible, I do love Tom Hardy. Mine's a picture of me thinking "what is this?".

 

[bluebottle]

In the most no-homo way possible, I do love Tom Hardy. Mine's a picture of me thinking "what is this?".

Or "is that tom hardy?"

 

[Deco]

Or "is that tom hardy?"

Didn't want to admit it already, you love him too?

Hardy and Niang up front like.

 

[bluebottle]

Didn't want to admit it already, you love him too?

Hardy and Niang up front like.

I have a certain fondness for Tom. An interesting combo, Tom notoriously good in ladies boxes of course.

 

[Deco]

I have a certain fondness for Tom. An interesting combo, Tom notoriously good in ladies boxes of course.

I'll be the Brazilian Tom Hardy one day.