Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
Money, money that's what I want, Parker's signature tune.

No mercenaries at Everton.
had his chance to join us and wear the famous everton shirt. As I remember he was more concerned about making the same kind of money he was on at Stamford bridge - and turned his nose up at us. Luckily newcastle are there in the league to weed out mercenaries (why else would you play for such a [Poor language removed] club) so they snapped him up on 60k a week.
Now he is at west ham, who also have a policy of paying stupid wages in order to secure ambition lite players (lucas Neil, Upson, Bowyer, Dyer, - they matched dyers 90k a week wages by all accounts, not bad for a player that manages 15-20 games a season).
Moyes has been an admirer for a long time. Parker knows this, but is really just concerned about money. We could do with someone with more ambition and drive - Parker had the chance to play for a young manager who twice has won manager of the year awards - and has built a team frugally from the bottom up , a team in the ascendancy.
He just doesn't give a monkeys about all that. Cash is what gets him out of bed.
Honestly with their new chairman, west ham are the new idiots with money in the premiership. Watch a host of talented but unambitious names drift to West Ham for the easy ride; a midtable finish in a squad of about 35 players (half all on the sick) all drawing at least 70k a week. What a doss.
No mercenaries at Everton.
had his chance to join us and wear the famous everton shirt. As I remember he was more concerned about making the same kind of money he was on at Stamford bridge - and turned his nose up at us. Luckily newcastle are there in the league to weed out mercenaries (why else would you play for such a [Poor language removed] club) so they snapped him up on 60k a week.
Now he is at west ham, who also have a policy of paying stupid wages in order to secure ambition lite players (lucas Neil, Upson, Bowyer, Dyer, - they matched dyers 90k a week wages by all accounts, not bad for a player that manages 15-20 games a season).
Moyes has been an admirer for a long time. Parker knows this, but is really just concerned about money. We could do with someone with more ambition and drive - Parker had the chance to play for a young manager who twice has won manager of the year awards - and has built a team frugally from the bottom up , a team in the ascendancy.
He just doesn't give a monkeys about all that. Cash is what gets him out of bed.
Honestly with their new chairman, west ham are the new idiots with money in the premiership. Watch a host of talented but unambitious names drift to West Ham for the easy ride; a midtable finish in a squad of about 35 players (half all on the sick) all drawing at least 70k a week. What a doss.
No mercenaries at Everton.
always wanted to see the lad in an everton shirt.
horrible **** for that challenge on nev though.
i hope he gets run over by a bus.
always wanted to see the lad in an everton shirt.
horrible **** for that challenge on nev though.
i hope he gets run over by a bus.
