Matchday memories, things that made you laugh, made you cry

[chicoazul]

Crying my eyes out as a kid when Villa thumped us 6-2. The horrible Ian Onley and Ian Ormendroid grabbing a few each if memory serves me right...

That was Bonfire Night wasn't it? A horrid horrid day. The day I realised Everton weren't going to be ace for a while. I was right, it's f*cking lasted twenty four years.

 

[throughthewindandthedrain]

during some terrible 7 30 kick off..."will someone turn the f**kin lights off" "[Poor language removed] off mate, some of us are trying to read"

 

[steken1]

Fella who sits a few seats in front of us wears the same gear every match whatever the weather. It's at least 6 or 7 years that he's worn the rig out. He also hates Leon Osman.

A few seasons ago after Pienaar went to spurs and Arteta was Injured Osman was carrying us a bit and was our best player for about four or five games on the bounce.

We were playing Brum I think and this kunt was slating Leon from the kick off. Come out for the second half and he misplaced a couple of passes. This bell starts get him off, get him fcuking off Moyes every two minutes.

Me mate flipped. He said 'Get that fcuking coat off ye soft ****, you've had it on for a ****ing decade.'

Creased me.

 

[royalblue66]

At the parkend car park watching the players arrive in their posh cars,an ambulance came in off Bullens road
This fella said to his kids " here's Saha now"

 

[MickM86]

Hahaha! Some belters here. I've just remembered a little 1 from the emirates this season, some old fella was leaving with about 5 minutes to go with his wife, some lad a few rows behind me starting shouting to him "bobbyyy!.........Bobbyyyy!...... Bobby, where you goin? Where you goin lad?"

The fella turned round who obviously isn't called Bobby and went "fcuk off ya nob head" and I just burst out laughing!