Matchday memories, things that made you laugh, made you cry

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I remember some kid making her dad take him to the toilet every 5 minutes, Crowd had a good chuckle with him.
 
I actually caused one for others at the Sunderland away game

Moyes was bringing Naismith on so I lamented "Not Naismith, ANYONE but Naismith"

Caused a few titters in my section. Someone turned around and said "That's harsh, but I can't say I don't disagree"

I was in a mood that day to be fair, due to Pienaar being awful and Barkley not starting, despite doing so well in the Arsenal game.

Ah, memories
 
Crap kipper parody aside, they came out with one of the best ones that I've read when Martin Keown was parading the Championship with Arsenal and passed the Everton fans in the ground where one of them was shouting "Martin, Martin, MARTIN?". When eventually Martin turned around holding the league trophy and gave him his attention the lid said "Any regrets on leaving Everton Martin?".
 
Newcastle away this year was a laugh.
Just before kick off, some fella comes out the stairs and shouts "'kinell, anyone got any spare oxygen up here?", had me in stitches haha.
Then when Big Vic came on and got his first touch some fella screamed "GET HIM OFF!" Everyone was laughing their heads of, to which he responded 50 seconds later with a goal.

Boss away day/night that.
 
Mark Robinson (ex RS, QPR, Brighton) had a go at My Dad once at Loftus Road in the 80s when they had their plastic pitch. Lid was in the box waiting for a corner to come in and my Dad shouted 'Eh Robinson, you were sh*t on grass as well!'
 
Newcastle at home last game of season before last.

Hibbert og. Took no more than 5 seconds after he scored it and some cracker in the lower gwladys shouted "he's scored!". Then everyone started cheering. Class.

not sure if that would have happened if we weren't 3-0 up at the time.
 
Must be about 15 years ago now but remember schmiechel getting a lot of stick at the st end. Were he kept turning round to dry his gloves on his towel. Eventually he turns round to use his towel again to discover someone had nicked it, to chorus' of weres ya towel gone! Weres ya towel gone!
 
Tall fella used to stand near us in the St End he used to talk like a parrot, when he started effin' and jeffin' we used to mouth "who's a pretty boy?" behind his back - childish but fookin hilarious at the time.

Watching leery kids with mullets on the pitch before the teams come out kicking a plastic ball was always a hoot usually one of them would land on his arse or better still give the chasing copper the run round.

A fella bemoaning the lack of width in our play painfully exclaiming "Moyes you could build houses here" pointing at the vast space on the wing below the bullens rd.
 
bignev23 said:
Beckham was practicing free kicks with brian kidd before the match at the parkend and hit one by me which hit a lad who wasn't looking on the back of the head. The lad was stood by the exit when it hit him and fell down the stairs, when he got up he looked proper shocked and started asking some fella why he'd punched him, the fella explained to the lad what had happened and the lad was looking at him with disbelief but Beckham was waving at him appologising from the edge of the area. Funniest thing ive seen at the match.
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:lol: Is winning
 
somuchfuns matchday (derby) hangover drink made me laugh
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like the mounted police woman on Gwladys street,this guy said to her "that horse looks knackered" to which
The woman copper replied" yes and you would look knackered if you had been between my legs for 3 hours
 
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