MATCH THREAD: Stoke City vs Everton - Sat 29th July - KO 3pm BST

[Goat]

Please tell me there's no links for this.

There are aliens in space watching this game and calling their whole invasion off due to how bad this game is.

 

[nsno-chris]

Iwobi and doucoure and people expecting us to be creating chances after chance

L
O
L

 

[buskwhi2]

I’m so glad Sean Dyche isn’t a one directional hoof ball merchant

He’s misunderstood. He’s revolutionary

 

[Bluepablo]

Ashley young mom so far.

 

[joebocop]

Iwobi showing why he has ambitions to play champions league football there...

 

[kiss the crest]

So glad we didn't get relegated we would have been dreadful in this league

 

[chippy1722]

At what point does pre season become less about fitness and more about playing and tactics.

 

[nsno-chris]

I remember people saying that when Lampard was in charge, "Pep wouldn`t do better", horrific shout... Dyche did do better

Iwobi and Keane needs to come out of this side!

Yes mate, in the 18 games in charge we needed to survive on the last day and by 1 goal

He did a marvellous job

 

[PeregrineT]

Really would like to see what Danjuma would look like playing on the wing instead of Iwobi..... but we would need a striker for that.

 

[perth_blue]

Garner and Young playing ok.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

A hoover doesn't really tidy things though does it.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Has Dan touched the ball yet?

 

[ForeverEverton]

Lucky there, should be 1 down......

 

[jjefc06]

This is comedy and I’m loving it lol

 

[Dharma]

Can't believe there is one premiership team worse than this lot, nevermind three.