MATCH THREAD: Stoke City vs Everton - Sat 29th July - KO 3pm BST

[Cameron Manning]

God hates you

But Jesus loves me and I still can’ get the bleedin’ match on.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Keane looking as dreadful as ever. Branthwaite has to be given a go as first choice, no excuses.

 

[Cool_Blue]

Do Stoke have any quick forwards? if so, we might be in a spot of bother at the back.

If they have, let’s sign them

 

[Tin-Tin]

Iwobi ffs, what on earth was that

 

[sdk]

Hahaha, Iwobi with the comedy cross

 

[Goodisongang]

Ah this team is so bad hahahahaha

 

[Nymzee]

He’s gonna have to play in matches for that mert.

Honestly I am shocked at this revelation.

 

[Nightman]

Iwobi

 

[Mrk]

Keane, Iwobi and Doucoure...

It's like watching the three blind mice play a game of footy

 

[jjefc06]

Makes me laugh that I know Iwobi will mess up and just wait for it when he has the ball lol

 

[DownunderToffee]

I'm not sure how it's taken me 22 minutes to realise this but I have to watch this every week.

Might just buy 38 bottles of red in advance.

 

[davek]

Please tell me there's no links for this.

 

[ForeverEverton]

We have no creativity or goalscorers though

so, get pep in there it won’t make an ounce of difference

I remember people saying that when Lampard was in charge, "Pep wouldn`t do better", horrific shout... Dyche did do better

Iwobi and Keane needs to come out of this side!

 

[jjefc06]

It’s like a circus

 

[chippy1722]

Keane, Iwobi and Doucoure...

It's like watching the three blind mice play a game of footy

They need to play Doucoure where he played last season. He’s too deep.