Match goers: How much stick do you get from the missus...

[johnnydawg68]

I actively encourage it. I think I could forgive them both if it came to the crunch.

If your child comes out looking suntanned and she wants to name him Raul, just go with it lad.

 

[just_COYB]

She knows the score tho, I told her pretty early on in our relationship that I would never love her as much I love Everton, she accepts that and shes ok with it.

Keeper, that is.

 

[just_COYB]

If your child comes out looking suntanned and she wants to name him Raul, just go with it lad.

At least you know the child would probably be smart, and stylish like a fox.

 

[Shaun4658]

If your child comes out looking suntanned and she wants to name him Raul, just go with it lad.

I would love that. I would raise that child like it was my own.

 

[just_COYB]

she hates it...and i only go into the next room to watch it in the bedroom. Can't not be watching it on my own like!

This is my life. Though lately, she takes a nap during matches while I'm watching on the couch, since, as a Yank, it's early and there's not food involved, only coffee. Doesn't even get mad when I scream and throw myself on the floor in disgust or elation.

 

[Chang Elephant]

I wonder what it'd be like to meet a beautiful girl who was a staunch kopite. Like, one that went the match. Would it work?

Lots on here will have dated, shagged, married the sisters of satan. It's a lot to deal with tbh, the cute smile, perky tits, knowing all the while the foul nature that lies beneath. You get by imagining it's the Everton stake of goodness that you're driving into all their orifices.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I would love that. I would raise that child like it was my own.

He'd be doing stepovers left and right in kindergarten.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Lots on here will have dated, shagged, married the sisters of satan. It's a lot to deal with tbh, the cute smile, perky tits, knowing all the while the foul nature that lies beneath. You get by imagining it's the Everton stake of goodness that you're driving into all their orifices.

The grudge f*cking after a bad derby result would be intense though.

 

[Shaun4658]

He'd be doing stepovers left and right in kindergarten.

He'd also be the only kid in Belfast that could wear brown shoes with a suit.

 

[Chang Elephant]

The grudge f*cking after a bad derby result would be intense though.

Try a bad derby result, followed by eight pints with the lads, followed by a preplanned family event you've had to attend....Scenes

 

[johnnydawg68]

He'd also be the only kid in Belfast that could wear brown shoes with a suit.

He'd be running things like Don Corleone.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Try a bad derby result, followed by eight pints with the lads, followed by a preplanned family event you've had to attend....Scenes

Yeah I'm a terrible loser for 24 hours after. That would be a recipe for disaster with me.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Not to mention, you are giving the missus some much-valued alone time. It's wonder wives don't pay for season tickets for the husband and kids just to get rid of them for a few hours every week

those early renewals, same week as my b'day, ever year.

I think she prefers doing that than 'the other' tbh.

if she knew how much pleasure it gives me she'd no doubt put a stop to that as well.

 

[radiostar]

She understands, but i know NEVER to moan about a shopping trip, etc!!

 

[Bipolarbear]

Lots on here will have dated, shagged, married the sisters of satan. It's a lot to deal with tbh, the cute smile, perky tits, knowing all the while the foul nature that lies beneath. You get by imagining it's the Everton stake of goodness that you're driving into all their orifices.